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Read this in the tone of the line, “And I hope you die, I hope we both die,” out of “No Children” from the Mountain Goats.
And I hope your pussy gets eaten. I hope we both get our pussies eaten.
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“Jack Crawford: The Man Who Knows Too Much”
Jack Crawford, the hard-nosed FBI agent, may seem like the calm, rational force trying to keep the insanity at bay, but he’s in way over his head. The problem isn’t that Jack doesn’t see the truth—it’s that he’s too stubborn and too convinced of his own ability to control the situation. He knows something is off about Will and Hannibal, but he can’t bring himself to truly confront the depth of it. Instead, he continues to chase down the surface issues, all while avoiding the deeper, more terrifying truth. Jack’s greatest flaw is that he’s so used to controlling the chaos around him that he refuses to accept that he’s become part of it. The signs are there—the suspicious behavior, the mounting body count—but Jack is always a few steps behind, trying to make sense of things that don’t make sense. His unwillingness to acknowledge the full scope of the horror around him is both his downfall and his tragic strength. He’s a man out of time, desperately trying to play catch-up in a game he didn’t realize was already lost.
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Abrupt realization that the thing about Jonelias is that, like, it's the opposite of "You're this evil guy's exception so you are safe even if others are not".
Jon IS Elias's exception (Elias, who is so passive, actively set Jon on the path of Beholding, and all the others), and it ruins his life, because that's what Elias needs for them both to be on top of the world. He need Jon hurt, scarred, completely transformed, and yes, he probably loves him more than he has loved anyone else in his life. it changes nothing, except Jon's fate.
The chosen one indeed. <3
(my god do i want more AUs where Jon can't be the Archivist or cannot end the world for whatever reason and it,, doesn't,, matter,, because Elias loves him and will have him anyway, in whatever capacity he can......)
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot
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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
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Another thing being, he finally was taking someone else’s place. It’s not just that someone had to be those things, it’s that there was always someone there first before Will. For Abigail, Alana, and Molly, it’s obvious, but even for Jack there was Miriam, for Margot it was literally any woman.
For Hannibal, there was never any one before Will.
thinking about how for all of his life Will has been the odd one, wrongly placed … he tried to be a father figure for abigail, he was wally’s stepdad, the husband to widowed molly, a quick fuck for margot to get an heritage, a special agent because he was too unstable to actually be certified, a professional curiosity to alana … and then he met hannibal and he fit just right. he was the missing piece hannibal had wishing for his entire life. he wasn’t there to fill places because someone had to anymore. he was actually needed and that by life or death
#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#admittedly there was Mischa#but I don’t think that counts#a) It was decades ago#b) Hannibal never thought of will as Mischa#c) Will never even knew about Mischa till way after all of… that#I mean Mischa was something that had to be protected#Will was a partner
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my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else
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mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws
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