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auntiearty · 2 years
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tiktok: pov Im your soft dom demon boyfriend and I give you hard dirty s3cks with my 🐓 😈😈
Twitter: pussy from a middle aged woman who smells like cigars and works the deep frier at arbys 😵
Tumblr: have you ever contemplated the eroticism of the pool filter taking in so much chlorine and getting covered in muck and bugs and scum it’s so hot and bothered just begging for more pool toys…
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auntiearty · 2 years
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auntiearty · 2 years
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RETCON
Aaarrrgggghhh, now that my ridiculous lace post has had a couple of days to explode itself all over the entire internet, I’ve figured out a much better version. It reads more clearly as the right shape, and is slightly easier to knit. So there we are.
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auntiearty · 2 years
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i’m horrifically indecisive but now i have polls >:)
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auntiearty · 2 years
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Just the thought of being pushed face down into the bed and being pounded relentlessly by a sweet Dom as he strokes my hair and whispers praise in my ear.
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auntiearty · 2 years
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Sure
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auntiearty · 2 years
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I'm so weird & you want me so bad.
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auntiearty · 2 years
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The average Tumblr user in their 30′s
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auntiearty · 2 years
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hmmmmm don't knit drunk
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auntiearty · 2 years
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When youre almost through with a skein of yarn and its all deflated.... that is a creacher
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auntiearty · 2 years
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This kitty is so PRECIOUS. Even it’s tail has more personality than most people. ♡
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auntiearty · 2 years
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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
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auntiearty · 2 years
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I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.
Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.
The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.
I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.
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