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After a weird revelation on my discord, I want to know how many people do this. Please reblog this, I want a bigger sample size.

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Because the New York Times deemed this topic important enough for an article..

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10 years? torture

mustard sepia emerald and rainbow uwu 💜

WAHHHHH AMETHYST I WUVVVV YOU!!!! also sorry buit i cant fuck you until your daughter is old enough for me to laud it over her and taunt her aboutt like. hey kiddo. i fucked your mom. so probably a good ten years yet

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Magnet Monday Week 47: Lavender for Pride Month

i really enjoyed writing this one! and now i want purple-tinted sunglasses

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Transcript under the cut!

[Ko-Fi] [Magnet Monday]

Magnet Monday Taglist (Check out my Google form to get added): @elegant-paper-collection ​ @polyphonetic @qelizhus @livums @maxdamaz @auroblaze @stardustanddaffodils @thelaughingstag @ceph-the-ghost-writer @auntdarth @damageinkorporated @srjacksin

Lavender

I see the world

through lavender glasses

a velvet blush over

queer kisses of every gender

gay boys and girls and in between

visions of a brilliant night out

a party born from exploring

how happy we can be

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IT'S OKAY TO LEAVE YOUR DOG IN A HOT CAR

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house md is awesome

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happy chase tuesday everybody

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three is for lassiter and gus! and 4-10 are for fun. 11 is for appreciating woody tho

first watch of psych is for appreciating shawn, and second watch is for appreciating jules

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Why do horny blogs post like they’re in House of Leaves?

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choking on my raw fish blunt cause I refuse to admit that I wildly misunderstood the concept of smoked salmon

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have scientists figured out how to make shorts for people with massive thighs that won't ride all the way up inside of you while you walk yet

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Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

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Magnet Monday Week 45: Magic for Pride Month

this is actually the second time i've written a Magnet Monday poem with "magic" as the theme, but since this is for pride month i'll accept a duplicate!

If you’re interested in being able to choose the topic of the next poem, make sure to vote in the weekly Magnet Monday polls! Or if you want a commission just like it, check out my pricing sheet!

Transcript under the cut!

[Ko-Fi] [Magnet Monday]

Magnet Monday Taglist (Check out my Google form to get added): @elegant-paper-collection ​ @polyphonetic @qelizhus @livums @maxdamaz @auroblaze @stardustanddaffodils @thelaughingstag @ceph-the-ghost-writer @auntdarth @damageinkorporated @srjacksin

Magic

being queer is magic

put pride in the center

of your lavender life

choose the self

and the power of change

put color in your body

see poetry in time

touch the past with love

and be the friendly hand

of today

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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face