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imagine the panic the waynes must feel when they are trying to take care of 4 year old peter who breathes wrong and gets sick after living with 14 year old peter who is practically immune to getting sick because of the spider 😭

peter normally is like "you have to be trying to kill a small island of people if you want to get me sick or poisoned" but peter as a 4 year old is like "if i even look wrong when im doing something i will get sick for five hundred years and then YOU will get sick"

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i don't remember anything from danny phantom besides the banger intro song, a general idea of how the show works, and being convinced danny was "just like me fr" during my childhood which is. probably an early sign of me being Like This. oh and that i wanted his parents dead. i'm pretty sure i was writing in my diary like it was the death note. i was writing fanfiction of them dying and danny being happy with his sister. i started to be Like This from an early age. so anyways i might start reading fanfic and heal my inner child

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YES

you'd think danny would be the angry one of this pairing (he's not)

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Fan-made concept art for a Batfamily animated show mainly centered on Jason and Damian: characters are oversimplified and episodes would (lightheartedly) parody the comics

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Jason being forced to stick with Damian, because plot reasons

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They should have fun while patrolling together I think

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his feet can't touch the ground when he hugs someone 🙃

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i cant stop thinking about how bruce didnt 100% understand exactly HOW HARD peter hits when he grabbed him by the back of the neck 💀 did he process that differently after seeing peter hold up the building?

he's seen more of peter's other abilities than he has strength. i.e. his stealth and his agility. however, spider-man caught a bus before and that wouldn't have gone unnoticed. bruce was very aware that peter could have very well kicked him to next week- but the building thing would have been a "hm" moment for him. because spider-man caught a bus, sure. but now we're getting up there in strength- an entire building, held up for several minutes.

if peter was up to standard for nutrition and training, etc, then he wouldn't have blacked out. it would have been far easier and that caught bruce's attention more than anything. alfred started making a nutritional diet for peter to make up for what he's lost, and damian started testing out what peter already does and doesn't know/can do. bruce has been paying attention to all of it. i've hinted that bruce would be helping peter with his spider-sense later, but there's more to that than JUST spider-sense. we'll get to know more about that during friendsgiving

also: bruce been working with and has worked against supers for a good chunk of his career. so if he'd have taken the hit, he'd have treated it like it was nothing and PETER would have been the one freaked out in this situation. bruce is so so so human but he is terrifying at the end of the day.

(it would have hurt SOOOO bad but bruce would be pretending he's fine)

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*Casually adds this to a list of fic ideas I will never write in ny grad and will probably either be thinking about for months or forget about immediately*

Erin what about an AU where Peter gets taken in by Gordon because of his uncanny ability to detect crime (aka his spidey sense).

wait... you're onto something here... peter WOULD find the one cop in the city that's not corrupt and they both get attached...

but now I'm just thinking about it like this:

batman (appeared on a rooftop like usual): gordon.

gordon: what?

batman: who is that.

peter: hi batman 😁

gordon: found him at a crime scene. he's my new partner

peter, stirring shit: im his better version of robin

damian!robin: EXCUSE ME?

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Makoto's really fond of his new hyper-specific sweatshirt

Byakuya on the other hand... that's up for debate (he think's it's oddly cute)

this was too perfect of a picture to pass up

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big fan of these two, theyre funny to me

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RAHHH test

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being average

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unicellular organisms

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ok but for realsies. does anyone actually know what he meant here? im pretty sure its a translation thing, but id love to have it actually explained

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literally has Anyone else noticed their inverted ass eye shapes i feel like im going insane