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Our muses are cleaning house when they find a circle of symbols drawn underneath a rug. Send “Did you put this here?” For their reaction.

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Our muses are cleaning house when they find a circle of symbols drawn underneath a rug. Send “Did you put this here?” For their reaction.

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everyone who hasn’t watched haven should watch haven. i have a really good argument. ready?

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𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏 & 𝟐 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ We should pretend it never happened. ❜

❛ I was having a bad day. I am having a bad day. ❜

❛ Boundaries don’t keep other people out; they fence you in. ❜

❛ Life is messy, that’s how we’re made. ❜

❛ What if I’m making a mistake I can’t undo? ❜

❛ Even the biggest failure, even the worst most intractable mistake beats the hell out of never trying. ❜

❛ You get any sleep? ❜

❛ Eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. ❜

❛ It’s just that I hardly know anything about you. ❜

❛ Lighten up. It’d be good for your blood pressure. ❜

❛ The problem with secrets is even when you think you’re in control, you’re not. ❜

❛ I am so sorry. ❜

❛ What are you doing here? ❜

❛ It’s got a nice ring to it. ❜

❛ What is going on out here? ❜

❛ You know what? It’s no big deal, you don’t have to lie. ❜

❛ Whatever happened to being practical? ❜

❛ Let’s play a game of whose life sucks the most. ❜

❛ You were like coming up for fresh air. It’s like I was drowning and you saved me. ❜

❛ Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan. ❜

❛ You could talk, you know, I mean, if you need to. ❜

❛ You said that word so many times today, it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore. Just saying you can talk to me. ❜

❛ Ironically that same family togetherness is thought to be the reason that depression rates actually do spike at the holidays. ❜

❛ But here’s the truth about the truth: It hurts. So we lie. ❜

❛ If you knew this was your last day on earth, how would you want to spend it? ❜

❛ You almost died today. ❜

❛ So this whole lying thing, this is working out for you? ❜

❛ This thing with us is finished. It’s over. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna die. ❜

❛ Human beings need a lot of things to feel alive. ❜

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is there much of a Haven fandom here? 

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Emily in an upcoming movie called  Treacherous

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Small @havenherald reunion here. #audreyxchris #emilyxjason #haven#privateeyes so good to see her working again! Can’t wait to see the ep! 💗

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Daughter For Sale

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The Killing Pact

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Send me “Skeptical?” + a subject for my muse to give their opinions about it.

- Ghosts - Vampires - Life after death - Aliens - Deities/Religion - Fortune telling - Magic - The occult - Wishes - Werewolves - Demons - Demonic possession - Fairies - Sea monsters - A robot takeover - Curses - Ouija boards - Bigfoot - The end of the world - Psychic powers (like telekinesis) - Alternate dimensions - Omens - Luck - Reincarnation - Mermaids - UFOs - Conspiracy theories - Mind control - Prophecies/predictions  - The sixth sense - Time travel - Necromancy/Resurrection - Heaven/Hell - Haunted houses - Superstitions 

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

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Send “🧠” for an AU where our muses are in a zombie apocalypse!

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im bored reblog and add a photo of the grocery chain you grew up with: