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WHO UP FEELING LIKE A WINNER TONIGHT BECAUSE I SURE AM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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"I bet Foolish is gonna be so happy when he logs back on, say a whole bunch of happy four letter words, I feel a bunch of happy four letter words about him."

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Bad gossiping with his bestie queen cleopatra about the new Roman guy she’s been talking to. (Also I tried to make her as historically accurate as possible based on carvings and coinage)

@ultra-raging-ghost

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Bad is talking about how Pac and Fit being monks means they're sworn to celibacy and that they're gonna have a wild story arc

Aaannnd now he's pretending that he doesn't know what celibacy mean

This fucking guy ALSJSGAK

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Anyone surprised by Bad's "FitPac monk celibacy" talk has never had to hear him go on one of his "I have two hands" rants

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i think it's great that pangi told bad that billzo was mean to him once and now bad has a personal vendetta against that wide-eyed little creature (the billzo). bbh is this to me:

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Tubbo: No one fucking tell BadBoyHalo. If anyone tells BadBoyHalo about this, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

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smug fucker and angry gnome try not to kill eachother challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Bad: ...Not gonna lie Foolish, that was crazy even by YOUR standards.

Foolish: [Laughs] Was it?

This is the worst conversation shift they've ever had. 💀

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romeo and juliet

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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I think a lot of people are getting the wrong idea when they call Tolkien a freak because he invented this elaborate framing device whereby the Red Book of Westmarch was actually written by Bilbo and Frodo (with some addenda by Sam) and he, Tolkien, was merely an editor and translator. Throughout history it's actually been a very common literary device for an author to represent their work has having been written by a character who appears in the story, with the author themselves variously positioned as a translator, editor, and/or literary executor. At the time that Tolkien was writing, such a device would have been seen as somewhat old-fashioned, but certainly not eccentric. Like, Tolkien was definitely a freak, but not for that reason.

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Hey Aabria and/or Sky Smith what the fuck do you mean that Alexis is an interdimensional representation of Kalvaxus

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Emoji spell to keep the shooter of the CEO of United Healthcare safe and never caught

Like to charge

Reblog to cast

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[grabs your shirt] listen. listen to me. the practical is holy. the everyday is sacred. the simple act of surviving is divine. do you get it? sanctity begins at home, in the hands that build and the lives we live and the deaths we die and the worms that eat our bodies. if making something by hand is not worthy of veneration then nothing is.