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This thread is hysterical.

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already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

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love like the galaxy + “i hope this email finds you…”

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honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

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Branch prediction

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Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy

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I didn’t even look at the other options

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fun outfit idea!

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2021 is the year that crucifix nail nipples will actually turn 5 years old, i have it set on my calendar so i can read it and weep as it sucks yet another 10 years from my lifespan

I too have it marked on my calendar. If only so I won’t be surprised when I log in on March 16th and wonder why my inbox is filled with people yelling at me about vampire nipples.

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We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows

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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

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Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

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Masha The Hero