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audflexbutok · 2 years ago
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This thread is hysterical.
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audflexbutok · 2 years ago
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already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA
don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts
yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day
the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one
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audflexbutok · 2 years ago
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love like the galaxy + “i hope this email finds you…”
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audflexbutok · 3 years ago
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honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like
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audflexbutok · 3 years ago
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Branch prediction
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audflexbutok · 3 years ago
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Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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I didn’t even look at the other options
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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fun outfit idea!
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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2021 is the year that crucifix nail nipples will actually turn 5 years old, i have it set on my calendar so i can read it and weep as it sucks yet another 10 years from my lifespan
I too have it marked on my calendar. If only so I won’t be surprised when I log in on March 16th and wonder why my inbox is filled with people yelling at me about vampire nipples.
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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audflexbutok · 4 years ago
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Masha The Hero
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