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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

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I'm sorry that this account isn't active much any more. I just haven't been involved in the fandom in nearly three years. Sometimes, I kind of miss it, but I can't bring myself to go back to it again. Besides, I've given up on writing. (Not that I've answered many prompts to even begin with.) I'll still reblog AUs when I see them though. And always post whatever you send me. Cause I know that shit you like and want to see on your dash. 💕

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fic where Dean is a siren? That Cas was a new comer to a town where creatures and people coexist? I think Cas used to have a wife and a child but they were murdered, so Balthazar convinced Cas to leave and stay at their town with balth and his boyfriend Raphael

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dean and cas are boyfriends and cas temporarily moves to new york for an internship over the summer. they have daily skype sessions, but it gets to the point where cas one day smiles and fondly says “you know dean, you don’t have to yell ‘LIVE, FROM NEW YORK!’ every time we skype” 

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Where’s the AU no one needs where Dean and Cas co-own a bdsm club called Profound Bond and demonstrate things at the club but all the while they aren’t a couple.

People assume they are. They’re known for their elaborate and loving demonstrations that draw the crowd in and inspire people to want more. They play into it for the crowd. Nights when they’re performing they’re always at risk of getting in trouble with the fire department for over crowding.

Both of them secretly wish for more. Afraid of saying anything though, they save up all their passion for in front of their audience.

How long can that continue to be enough though? Can these best friends and business partners find the right words?

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Here is the result of a collab between @elnawen and @saawek around a Howl’s Moving Castle AU ! We’re not as invested in the fandom as before and we never finished this project, but we wanted to share with you what we had !

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library date?? coffee shop date??? museum date?? art gallery date?? stargazing date?? napping date?? picnic date??? yes

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Did somebody say modern witch!Cas and possibly familiar!Dean preparing Halloween potions???? 

This is my JAAAAM 

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nurse!Dean patching boxer!Cas up after he got himself into a messy fight, it was after midnight but Dean swore it was ok, and Cas calls bullshit beacause no one can be that nice.

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soulmate marks where the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your body, but its something that happens when you MEET them

so you aren’t born with it, it just shows up the first time they speak directly to you, and you may not realize it happened until days after the fact

or maybe you’re at the beach or something and you get to watch as your casual exchange with a stranger LITERALLY SHOWS UP ON THEIR BODY TWO SECONDS AFTER IT LEAVES YOUR MOUTH

idk soulmate marks are so silly I love them

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Firefighter!Cas and his new friend he just rescued 

Because there’s not enough firefighter!cas in this world

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“It’ll be okay.”

Doodling Dean and Cas in livestream.

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You have $20 to build a Destiel fic: 

Happy ending ($10)

Butt-jiggling, fast and sweaty sex in an uncomfortable location ($9) 

Tender, slow, loving sex in a bed with memory foam ($9)

Wing Kink ($8) 

Only one bed so GASP they might just have to share ($8) 

Make-out session while they listen to The Mixtape ($8) 

Cas referring to dean as his husband ($7)

Castiel Winchester ($7)

Cas referring to Dean as his boyfriend ($6)

Fake relationship ($6) 

Accidental love confession ($5)

Public kissing ($5)

Romantic dinner for two ($4)

“I love you” ($4)

Clothes sharing ($3)

Eating pie together in bed ($3)

Hand holding ($2)

Castiel and Dean both having mussed sex hair ($2) 

Sam Ships It ($1)

Intense eye sex ($1) 

(click here for build a Supernatural episode version of this game)

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SHARING MEMORIES AU

Cas and Dean exist in a world where, when people kiss, they share memories and become more familiar with one another than ever before. As beautiful as that is, darkest secrets can also be shared accidentally. During one kiss, one sees something unforgivable in the other's past.