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EMMA (2020) dir. Autumn de Wilde

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

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Today is the day we learn the feed me song

Northumberland Zoo

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I'm DONE ! I'm leaving now FOREVER and you CANT STOP ME no matter what I'm GOING !!!

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the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

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Diana and Her Nymphs by Hermann Julius Schlösser (19th Century)

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checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

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trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

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Honestly I move with the trees in the breeze and I know that time is elastic

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are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.

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Ok plz don’t look back at anything I’ve ever posted, my brain was still cooking and I am way less unhinged.

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my favorite x files episodes are when mulder and scully join a taskforce of Normal FBI Agents on a Normal FBI Operation like busting an organized crime ring or smth. Like imagine you're a normal bureaucrat at your federal cop job and there's two insanely attractive people whispering to each other in the corner of the conference room and you're like "hey who's that" and your coworker tells you "oh that's the Bigfoot division" and you're like "but we're busting an organized crime ring" and then the tall guy speaks up and is like "oh yeah this crime ring is being led by bigfoot. btw"

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As someone who is active on tumblr and twitter but in wildly different ways, it is alarming that the collapse of twitter is also the collapse of a certain kind of public sphere (in the habermas-ian sense). Like 90% of environmental disasters, election news, etc. rely on Twitter for time-sensitive updates about world news. It should be considered a public utility. There isn’t a replacement, anymore, for the kind of crowdsourced news that Twitter made possible. This shitty apartheid bro basically tanked the public sphere because he couldn’t handle people being mean to him.

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I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.

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What if I told you that I spent the last three years ago running a sims blog … i never actually left lmao

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So uh… I hear people are coming back?

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Hi it’s been a while but I just wanted to say that I married my partner who I met over 8 years ago on this hell site. So that’s pretty cool I guess!