aubreeno
aubreeno
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Aubri 23 She/Her, Fly as Hell. find me on AO3 at Hydrangea_Blue https://www.deviantart.com/nightbluehydrangea
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aubreeno · 16 hours ago
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Abolish Tesla.
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aubreeno · 1 day ago
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Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.
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aubreeno · 2 days ago
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I keep seeing the leather/pleather vs denim jacket poll over and over again with all different sorts of discourse about how there is no plastic-free pleather and like, that's TRUE, there isn't, but honestly I DO think people who don't want to use animal products* also deserve to look cool
and so my suggestion is that y'all google "waxed cotton jacket" or "waxed canvas jacket" plus like, "motorcycle" or whatever style you think is cool, because there's a plastic free leather-look material that is strong and durable and waterproof and doesn't use animal products** AND is plastic free already out there and some of the clothes that you can get made out of it look sick as hell.
*ignoring the fact that most leather is meat by-product that would be going to waste anyway
**except beeswax but if you're going to object to that then honestly there's no helping you
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aubreeno · 3 days ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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aubreeno · 6 days ago
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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aubreeno · 8 days ago
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Hot take but I really do think that some of y’all need to consider how/why/when/how often you’re making fun of straight people for being straight
I do it too, I’m not going to pretend I don’t make jokes about the hets, or the down with cis bus, or whatever
But I recently befriended a cis, straight dude and I have watched him be dismissed, degraded, and unambiguously insulted for the perceived “crime” of being straight — all in queer environments where he is allegedly “completely welcome” and surrounded by “friends”
This guy is not a toxic person! But I have seen him be made to feel so small and like his comfort and safety in those spaces are conditional on his silence and acceptance of being treated like a human dunk zone, and I think that some of y’all have had so much shit from straight/cis people that the second you feel like you’ve got an inch, you want to luxuriate in the perceived catharsis of bullying someone who— actually —doesn’t deserve it
And until he very, very carefully mentioned to me in private that it makes him feel bad, I didn’t even clock that I was involved in doing that, that it had become so instinctive for me to make casual jokes like that, and that— well meaning or otherwise —I had been contributing to an environment that made someone I really really like feel like shit
So, I dunno, I think maybe some of y’all should think about that too
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aubreeno · 8 days ago
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aubreeno · 8 days ago
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The foam was not as gross looking irl😂😭
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aubreeno · 10 days ago
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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
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aubreeno · 11 days ago
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vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy
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aubreeno · 12 days ago
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aubreeno · 13 days ago
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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
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I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
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aubreeno · 14 days ago
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aubreeno · 15 days ago
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aubreeno · 16 days ago
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A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.
More video at the source account!
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aubreeno · 16 days ago
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If you have more rat drinking out of a straw images please send them to me
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aubreeno · 21 days ago
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They know what they're doing. The people they're signaling to know what they're doing. Those of us trained in spotting this stuff for our own safety know what they're doing.
It's time that everyone else stops giving them the benefit of the doubt
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