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nothing to offer u all but a mere cell phone image of my current wip

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Gunther stack

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No, no. Stop it. UNDO. Make him look horrible!! do it!!! MAKE HIM LOOK HORRIBLE GODDAMMIT! STOP CLEARING HIS SKIN!!! STOP SMOOTHING HIM!!!!! STOP REMOVING HIS SHIRT STAINS!!!! GIVE. HIM. HIS. RECEEDING HAIRLINE AND IMPERFECT TEETH!!! NO ABS NO ASS!!!!!!

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Help, I found Charlie in the middle of the woods, what do I do??

Charlie, it's not safe, you need to go home!!! Where is SHANE???

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Me when getting to level 100 in skull caverns for the first time ever in the 10ish years I've been playing on hard mode, and Mister Qi says using staircases is not very honorable:

Do I look like I give a FLYING FUCK about honor? Do I, Mister Qi? I just did something I've never been able to do before, so you can suck my entire dick about it.

Now gimme that fuckin snake milk.

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The r/196 invasion of Tumblr

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FARMER CONVENTION ON THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING and Mich still in his winter clothes because I forgot to change.

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I FUCKIN' CAUGHT 'EM!!!

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Hot gossip straight from the Stardrop Saloon!! Suspender wearing goth pins local jock to the wall to steal a kiss.

I wanted to say I did something other than play Stardew Valley today, so I drew... my latest farmer and his bachelor of choice from Stardew Valley. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A win is a win.

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OTHER THINGS I WOULD ADD IF I KNEW HOW TO MOD

More fish ponds with cool water effects. I'm talking Ice Pips making the water have an icy sheen, Spook Fish making the water black and you see their silhouettes as blue shadows. Ghostfish? Also black, but with white/ghostly green silhouettes. Corals don't swim- they're stationary and you can see them clearly. I want TIDE POOLS for the sea cucumbers. That sort of thing.

I think it would be just so cool to expand the fishing pools outwards into more customizations. I'm holding my purple Super Cucumber and Void Salmon ponds in my hands and cooing in delight.

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I WANT A THIRD OPTION WHEN ROBIN AND DEMETRIUS FIGHT ABOUT THE TOMATOES.

They're both right, I'm SORRY, I don't wanna pick sides!!!

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There are times when I wish I had the Time/Energy/Focus to get into modding because there are storylines I'd like to see played out.

Kent getting recruited into the Adventurer's Guild

Shane getting hired at the Movie Theater post Joja OR taking over Marnie's Farm OR going back to school/joining Demetrius as a biologist

Literally anything that gives Shane his sense of purpose back he has so many routes he could take

Any kind of character arc for Demetrius OR something that expands on his and Robin's relationship to show WHY they're married

An infodump mod for Demtrius where he just talks science at you

Resolution to Marnie and Lewis's affair. She should dump him for Marlon lbr

GUNTHER

Pierre marriage mod when???

Could I just write fanfic? Sure, but it wouldn't be as satisfying as having it happen in the game itself so that every time I start a new file I can sit back and relax with the knowledge that I don't have to watch Shane sulk around the Stardrop Inn for the rest of eternity.

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Friendly reminder that I love Pierre and I want to marry him ♥♥♥

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Local Chicken man gets a warm greeting after a long day at work.

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Stardew Valley, void chickens