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Reblog for historical slang in your inbox because I’m bored

I got a book of historical slang as an early Christmas present, and they’re super cool because who doesn’t like words and history. 

Anyway reblog this if you want me to send a historical slang phrase to your inbox :)

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If you can relate follow @introvertproblems

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Work friend = oxymoron ??

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Followed by "I want to speak to a manager!" *Manager tells customer exact same thing I just did.*

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Only 7 more days..

I got a new job!!! I'm getting out of retail for good!!

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Ohh if only...

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

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Yes. OMFG yes. I tense up at even the subtlest pause before payment. Like "here it comes..."

We hate you because you act surprised when you see your total and claim that there is no possible way that you spent that much money, we must have made a mistake somewhere.

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We hate you because you ask why we are open on a holiday. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you are here buying stuff.

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Did u... did u just take a picture of the abused cashiers?! Not cool, man.

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This.

I realized I talk much more to dogs I've just met than people...

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Why? Why do customers enter the store while on their phone then stand in the entryway to finish the conversation? Why not just finish the phone call in the car and THEN come inside? Why??!

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JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

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Sarcasm

Yup, name tags. Real big fan. But no, no I don’t work here.

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Like how hard is it to simply say "fine, thx"??

Customers say some actually profound things some times like i ask "How are you today?" and their answer is "one chicken breast to go." Yeah I get that feeling too now and then

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Me: I'll be right with you, sir. Customer: I sure hope so.

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Cashier Life