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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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Despite everything the bug scuttles on

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well it’s over over

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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

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all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

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BREAKING: the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Cubs have moved into a cute two-bedroom together.

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It’s like the wise man always says, “remember what was inscribed on my ancient medallion or I’m going to fucking kill you.”

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

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Quiet joys w/ Marge

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Do you have any family members who have the same name? (like two people called Dave for example)

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you