attackonheadcanons
SnK Headcanons
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headcanons and dumb au's. just a reminder that all your favorite characters are dead.
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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Good luck on your tests! (If im not too late), and i hope you do/did well!!!
ahh thank you so much!! ((i ended up doing pretty well on physics which is my worst subject so yayyy))
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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I love your blog, we should talk
aww thank you ;-; you guys are always free to drop by and chat uwu
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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yeah okay but high school jeanmarco inspired by fell for you by green day
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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head canon where Levi finds out about periods and gets a bit grossed out and so he's extra careful around girls from them on
i think that would be the one human body function that he’s chill with?? like idk he’s all “girls are hardcore ok” 
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middle school!Levi finding out about periods and being all grossed and he’s scared of Hanji and Petra for like a year and then he gets it and chills
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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I always felt like Hanji was about 28 years old and Erwin was around 32-ish
and everybody cracks on them for being old grumpy people yes bless
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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hi (again). I'm so sorry for leaving you guys (again) but school started which was rlly stressful, and I have testing all this week so it probably not the best time to start this blog up again, but I felt like I owed you guys an apology
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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when you guys add tags to my posts it makes me so happy ilu guys alot omg
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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jean being the annoying senior who comes into his old teacher's classrooms and disrupts everything
jean making fun of freshman's heights and haircuts while marco apologizes 
jean being known around the school as the guy whos practically dating the freckled class president 
jean being part of all the school plays
jean crying at graduation even though he didn't want to
jean being the guy that everybody somehow knows
jean as a senior
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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Head canon where Levi's guilty pleasure is putting on eyeliner
i am very down for that
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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What's ur real name
sofia uwu
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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reasons why teacher aus are v important for the heart:
s tu DEnts   s h I P p ing   t H em
meeting in hallway while they both have classes and talking forever until a kid goes "uh teach the bell rang twenty minutes ago"
other teachers having betting pools in the teacher's lounge
going into each other's class for the stupidest shit EVER like "lol i need a stapler" and the other is like "gosh D arN IT DONT YOU HAVE A CLASS" 
sharing a seat on the school bus when they go on fieldtrips
going out for lunch and always being late bc of it
always using the others for examples when they need names
st U deN ts   Sh ipP inG   Th eM 
leaving stupid shit on their white boards during breaks
having a student deliver "A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE" but really its a stupid doodle
DANCING WITH EACHOTHER AT SCHOOL DANCES
S tu DenTs   sHipP i Ng   thE m
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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Enjoy the failures of Eren Jäger in Titan High THE SECOND ok bye
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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high school au where teacher levi asks jean if he's a top or bottom and jean didn't realize he was talking about which locker he was given
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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Youtube!AU where either Jean or Eren takes harassing Levi too far and like tries to do the ice bucket challenge on him or like kick him over to surprise him and instead of succeeding he just turns around and punches him hard. His next YouTube update is on his phone with a black eye and bandaged nose like "well.. Levi broke my camera.. And my nose."
this is seriously the best thing ever okay and levi’s video is titled “i have won” eren just watches it and plans his next move, bc really, he has no shame
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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Ive done it. Ive liked everything youve posted
incredible
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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THE AU WHERE EVERYONE PILES INTO A TRUCK (OR TWO) AND TRAVELS GIVES ME LIFE
AW THANK YOU BC IMAGINE THEM LOOKING AT STARS AND CUDDLING (DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS PLATONIC ITS CUTE) AND GOING TO CONCERTS AND TAKING DERPY PICTURES LIKE YES PLEASE GIVE ME IT
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attackonheadcanons · 10 years ago
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wow I'm looking back and like ???? guys ???? thank you liking and reblogging how did some of these even get over five notes
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