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we love this man

and his commitment to the bit

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Great things are in store for my mental state

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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people from california will never know what it's like to be from illinois.

I mean yeah. They can also move there though sometimes.

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I am a doctor. I log on to my chosen social media site. I am repelled backwards with the force of a thousand suns as the latest internet trend graces my eyes in all it's appley glory, killing me instantly.

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An incomplete list of the sexiest moments of leverage:

-That moment in the Carnival Job after they learn the mark’s daughter was taken. The hard switch from playing around to Serious and Determined in every member of the team is so good

-“I didn’t kill you. God killed you. I just made sure it stuck”

-Eliot singing

-Hardison playing the violin

-Parker stabbing a guy with a fork and then jumping out a window

-finding out Sophie is the woman behind a rock star’s #1 hit song

-Parker femme fatale in the Redemption Season 3 finale. especially the moments where she is very much considering throwing the mark into a meat grinder for hurting children

-Tara Cole

-Eliot beating up Sterling while Parker and Hardison happily watch (and pay off the bartender from stopping it)

-the entire Rundown Job

-Harry fake dating the bi mark and maybe selling it a bit too well

-“I’m Eliot Spencer” in the Big Bang Job

-Breanna’s princess look in the Debutante Job

-every Gloat

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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we as a community need to start considering the act of speculating on a persons agab as an act of transphobia

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nathan ford kinda one of the craziest characters of all time. like hes a sad middle aged catholic washed up divorcee who worked in insurance and has a drinking problem right? theres a very specific image created by that description. but then you learn like a little more about him and its like woah buddy! like ok so yeah so hes all that but also hes terrifyingly pistol whip smart hes deeply grief stricken. hes the son of a mobster. hes been in a psychosexual situationship with a thief who shot him for like a decade. he treats people like a chess match. HE GAVE A GUY A NOSEBLEED WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND. and hes got all this going on whilst hes running Righteous Revenge AnonymousTM and garnering a reputation as the leader of one of the most dangerous crews in the world. genuinly one of the most psychologically fascinating charactees of all time ever.

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

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men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are

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Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.