atredys
the eye
220 posts
professional tumblr lurker
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
atredys 3 days ago
Text
i bet in heaven they're still on 3g phone service because they have to purify all the technology of sin but in hell they've got fucking 7g just blasting terabytes worth of the hottest demon porn right into your prostate
20K notes View notes
atredys 6 days ago
Text
not feeling seen is gut wrenching. no wonder Will and Hannigram went psychos over each other.
262 notes View notes
atredys 6 days ago
Text
my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw
120K notes View notes
atredys 6 days ago
Text
the success of the venom movies despite their poor reviews should really tell you how much the people crave monster romcoms.
like seriously. get on that.
2K notes View notes
atredys 9 days ago
Text
Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they鈥檝e had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
60K notes View notes
atredys 9 days ago
Text
Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it鈥檚 a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
38K notes View notes
atredys 9 days ago
Text
The only criticism I have about Venom: The Last Dance is that it should have been gayer.
2K notes View notes
atredys 11 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
51K notes View notes
atredys 12 days ago
Text
drinking blood is not about the blood it's about the biting it's about the drinking it's about the closeness of it all. but it's also a little bit about the blood
10K notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Me as I annoy my mutuals
19K notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
You can spam boop me!
reblog if you let people spam boop you
29K notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
50K notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
*proceeds to spam boop you*
535 notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
Sorry, can't leave my house today. Yes, the boopening has returned. Yes, I'm afraid I have to continue booping people.
279 notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
I'm booping people I haven't talked to in months. I'm booping strangers. I'm booping every op on my dash. I'll boop you too if you get close enough
103 notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
馃惥馃巸馃懟馃崄馃崿馃惥 馃巸馃懟馃崄馃崿馃惥
It鈥檚 boopy season again!!!
馃惥馃巸馃懟馃崄馃崿馃惥 馃巸馃懟馃崄馃崿馃惥
165 notes View notes
atredys 13 days ago
Text
sorry not sorry to everyone on my dash. if I see you you're getting booped. doesnt matter if I know you or I just see the button. yall gettin BOOPED
137 notes View notes