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it's true and you should say it.

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the fuck is Matteo riddle? I only know my problematic genocidal dick weasel Tom

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that’s my emotional support entity of questionable moral standing

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The Dark Lord himself 🖤

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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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the thing is, i think horror needs to have a little love. it needs to have an obsession. does the parasite in your body love you? it raises you from the dead, it sustains you. this is its body. this is your body. does the haunted house feel intruded upon? is it hungry? what is hatred but adoration?

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OMFG.

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spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency

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i bet in heaven they're still on 3g phone service because they have to purify all the technology of sin but in hell they've got fucking 7g just blasting terabytes worth of the hottest demon porn right into your prostate

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not feeling seen is gut wrenching. no wonder Will and Hannigram went psychos over each other.

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my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

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the success of the venom movies despite their poor reviews should really tell you how much the people crave monster romcoms.

like seriously. get on that.

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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The only criticism I have about Venom: The Last Dance is that it should have been gayer.

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