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Me after telling my burgling partner I can unlock the building from inside

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Can... Can you elaborate Pukicho?

The somewhat sexual quality of sand

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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if you let him free he grants you one wish

should i swallow it back down, or let it free?

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This fits because snom is love

Does anyone know how to make a Wikipedia article?

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Jokes on you Jeff. I like bad jokes

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff…

Baa-Dumm-Tssssss….

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That's a good answer. Everyone should know about the Snom

Does anyone know how to make a Wikipedia article?

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Snom... why do you want to make a wikipedia article?

Does anyone know how to make a Wikipedia article?

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god damn it valve

happy 6 year anniversary of the last tf2 comic

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i fucking love dragapult. he just constantly looks like he’s plotting your death while simultaneously wondering if he got the milk for his two kiddos

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so i’m either imploding and will become a second universe filled with stars and galaxies and all kinds of crazy shit or i just need to eat something

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i think the phrase “cryinf” has evolved past just a misspelling of the word crying. it has become a whole new word that basically just means crying, REALLY FAST

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i fucking love and hate when family visits. because one day they’ll be the most annoying sons of bitches on the planet and the next they’ll just shout “FUCKING MOVE” from the next room while playing god of war

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How could I not? That was better than any comedy show I've seen

Ok so I found a tumblr post on youtube and decided to make it into a god tier shitpost image. Thank you @inkedintothepaper for posting the original image so I could get this inspiration

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Ok so I found a tumblr post on youtube and decided to make it into a god tier shitpost image. Thank you @inkedintothepaper for posting the original image so I could get this inspiration

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GAUGBLAGURABLALABLA

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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Flat bastard

flat f*k friday! on saturday