atoiler
@oiler
882 posts
not worthy of a tweet (or too long for one)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
atoiler · 3 months ago
Text
there are zero reasons why the minnesota wild aren't purple
0 notes
atoiler · 3 months ago
Text
the public education system in the u.s. leaves parents completely on their own — most trying to do the best they can — for the first five years of a kid's life and then expects all the little ones to show up for school ready to be integrated into their for-free, learning environment
0 notes
atoiler · 4 months ago
Text
Ruby in the summer; Lidkoeb in the winter
0 notes
atoiler · 6 months ago
Text
every hockey player that has a favorite NHL player that shoots from a different side that they do has another secret favorite player who shoots from the same side as how their brain sees the game
0 notes
atoiler · 6 months ago
Text
whatever percentage of the world are introverts is the baseline percentage of people who have no interest in talking to a voice assistant ai
1 note · View note
atoiler · 7 months ago
Text
by 2035 or so, retirement homes should just be filled with old people playing video games
0 notes
atoiler · 8 months ago
Text
your car always bears the brunt first of any conflict in a shared space relationship
0 notes
atoiler · 8 months ago
Text
why is it that chefs do more to save the world than it's leaders
1 note · View note
atoiler · 9 months ago
Text
i want one of those maps with the pins for the places youve visited but for all of the storage ive rented throughout the years
0 notes
atoiler · 9 months ago
Text
in the early days of sports streaming over the Internet we would just get the same tv ads that were being aired locally and there's no way anything else is going to be better mister espn+ originals
0 notes
atoiler · 10 months ago
Text
what kind of money do chefs pull that are the ones that make all the food for tv commercials cause it's not enough
0 notes
atoiler · 10 months ago
Text
it now costs at least five million to have a new home under old trees
0 notes
atoiler · 11 months ago
Text
white Christmas lights on commercial building exteriors should stay up until the end of February
1 note · View note
atoiler · 11 months ago
Text
only advertising has the capability to allow me to go, in a matter of weeks, from knowing nothing about a company to absolutely hating and loathing a brand
0 notes
atoiler · 11 months ago
Text
when life hands you lemons, you can go bankrupt building a franchise lemonade empire
0 notes
atoiler · 11 months ago
Text
the year is 2033, and for Christmas this year the NFL is running 48 hours of consecutive football games played all around the world and half of the planet's population is happy to watch because they are isolated away from their families to prevent spread of one of the six pandemics
0 notes
atoiler · 1 year ago
Text
what if restaurants offered child care how bad could the food be to still get 5 star reviews if at the end of the meals your kids were still happy and alive
0 notes