atleastimnotaweeaboo

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

McConnell obviously covering for people in the caucus who actually have vulnerable seats, but this is still hilarious.

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

jensen ackles has contributed so much to dean winchester fanon i find it hilarious like “i think dean used to turn tricks” “dean used to see lucifer in jack but now he can only see cas” “dean doesn’t ever fully trust that cas understands human feelings” ok girl! yeah why not!

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

[atleastimnotaweeaboo]

“This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.”

“Shakespeare wouldn’t have wanted this.”

No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.