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swiss comentator giving 0 shits

"Ich weiss ned öb sis bis dieheime ghört hend, aber s booe esch sehr luut gsi im Stadiion"

"I don't know if you at home heard, but the booing in the stadium was very loud"

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This seems very tumblr to me

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huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

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A customer asked for a set of special markers. We didn‘t have them on stock and I offered to order them. He told me no because he‘d „wanted to hold them.“

I think he tried telling me he needed them right this instant.

But it sounded like I wanted to illegally download colourful markers on the interwebs.

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i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world

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Btw I recently found out about the fern Sticherus truncatus and i don’t like it. Why is it so bad to look at??? I hate it so much??? Cursed Cursed Cursed

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Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

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Adorable Polar Bear Plays in Flower Fields

Canadian photographer Dennis Fast took advantage of his stay at the Canadian lodge Churchill Wild in Manitoba to capture this rare sight. Popularly known for its proximity to polar bears, Fast took snapshots of an adorable polar bear playing among the fireweed field. The bear is seen rolling among the lush field, as well as eating some of the stunning plants.

Polar bears are known to be one his favorite subjects, which he captures on ground level, unlike other photographers.His main objective as an artist is to capture wildlife sceneries and adventures, which are rarely experienced by others. 

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The condensation

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possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

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Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

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