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i love having friends with favorite colors & shit so i can just send them random crap like yess this is pink ill show it to the pink friend this has a fish ill show it to the fish friend. fish is a color btw

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I'm a big fan of Blattle of Bands 1. It released shortly after I got into Blaseball, and so it's like a perfect time capsule of where every team was when it came out. Plus "Over 200 bones in your body and none of them have a soul" is a pretty banger line.

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wanted to do three days in a row of blasetober drawings, so. here's some georgias at ~10:30 pm

[ID: a drawing of neerie mccloud being swept back from elsewhere, with a tumblr post by gayarsonist at the top, which reads: "accidentally indulged in too much 'me time', turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities." neerie is a brown person with a cloud for hair, wearing a brown aviators jacket, black shorts, and a teal shirt. neerie looks a little surprised. /end ID]

[ID: a drawing of nanci grackle "saying" the following tumblr post by precariouswizardry: "'poor lab safety' this. 'hazardous work environment' that. fucking live a little," while holding a vial of mysterious liquid and a petri dish of a mysterious black substance and rolling xer eyes. the next panel shows niq nyong'o responding with charlesoberonn's reply to that post, which reads, "'A little' is exactly how much time you'll live." Nanci is a fat white person with spiky black hair and wearing a bright green jacket with purple fur trim over a pink tshirt. niq is a fat black kenyan woman with her hair done in braids and wearing a muted green cardigan over a yellow shirt. the right arm on the cardigan is knotted to accommodate her amputated arm. /end ID]

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for about a year, i've been maintaining a personal Blaseball Player Generator, gradually curating the name pool more and more to my liking. but having updated the pool so far past actual names from the Blaseball name pool got me wondering... how convincing are the names from this generator? well i created a uquiz to find out! this quiz is about 50 questions long, and escalates in difficulty with more and more obscure players. good luck!

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Requested by anon

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i missed the breath mints discord being active so fucking much

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WAIT HGEY. THEY TOOK MY URL FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!

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happy can't stand commies i'm gone day

ID: A screenshot of a conversation from the Blaseball Discord: Smoke: Bro i aint logged on this in like 5 months but yall gotta stop being broke I'm dying out here. (Attached is a screenshot of the user's Feed, which indicates they were in the 1% and their money was distributed to the League twice, alongside a message reading "You earned nothing from 51 Incinerations!") erobo (📱 fan) @/commishgoogles: money no longer exists sorry. you missed a lot Stellar's Jay Rainbow 👐🏆 She/Her: Destroy the Concept of money (This message received 16 pin emote reactions.) Smoke: Cant stand commies im gone (This message received 18 letter ball emote reacts spelling "bye lmao.") End ID.

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THEY’RE BRING BACK TACO DE MAYO BAYBEEEE

(For those who don’t know, it’s a yearly Blaseball charity stream! It’s always fun, I was a part of it a few years back! Donate here! https://t.co/pgTgtV1kez ! It’s on right the fuck nowwwwwww)

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And I quote...

god remember goobie ballson? i miss blaseball

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stellar graffiti near my apartment

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chorby v sketch im probably never going to clean up

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I made this joke on Twitter last year but I'm making it again this year because none of you can stop me. The Georgias have 3.14 Players in common with the Pies. Niq Nyong'o, Steals Chark, Siobhan Chark, and then Zephyr McCloud barely counts for either of us. Happy Pie Day everyone!

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