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pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and the oddly pointed shenanigans are winding down he hits you with “humans need fantasy to be human. to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape,” and knocks you into next wednesday
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Mina: I have just had a few hurried lines from Jonathan from Transylvania. He is well, and will be returning in about a week.
Meanwhile, Johnathan:
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i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store
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Crab hell compilation for those of yall on mobile who cant see em <3
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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dark academia is when you have to read the crustiest pdf known to man
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begging str8ies to stop calling v feminine celebrities w a full face of makeup & heels "butch" just bc their stylist gave them a fitted power suit to put on for some interview
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I’m curious, you guys tell me how you distinguish between your two sets of grandparents when speaking (or how you did it as a kid). Was it always Grandma [Lastname] or Grandpa [Firstname], or did one or both sets of grandparents have nicknames? (Like Nana or Papa.)
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How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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the actions I’m willing to excuse from a fictional character is determined by the vibe of the whole show/movie/book
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I swear I have never witnessed villain decay as a trope faster than in the ace attorney series because each game you meet the prosecutor and you are like "this is the most frustrating aggravating bastard I have ever met, who the FUCK is this clown????" and then you get to the end of the case and you're like "🥺👉👈 sooooo is the clown in the next game?"
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It’s here! https://dolmistaska.com/once-upon-a-time/
A full, 58 panel long comic/slideshow about the two unnamed human and monster characters from the Undertale intro. Thank you to everyone who showed interest and wanted to see more! This is for you <3
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what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
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