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how do magnets work. do you think they just like each other
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You know AI guys are living in another reality bc the amount of terror I would feel if a computer sent me, unprompted, an image of a blank-expression copy of myself trapped in a endless hallway of mirrors is frankly indescribable
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My friend’s sturdy dog who is “difficult to tip over”
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my favorite part of the "karkalicious 2009" post is that if it said 2014 it would be completely undetectable as a fake, but they didn't do that because in 2019 the year 2014 wasn't long enough in the past to be a funny wrong year to put in a new year post
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i wanna draw my fursona with a huge gold chain that says "NIGGA" but I think this would kill my Tumblr audience.
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every single fan artist is a hero and thank you for your service. but when i see the big burly men twinkified...trunk thighs and arms shrunken down to mere twigs...tummy fat and ass cruelly erased...a man the size of a fridge reduced to a boy the size of a lamp post...it does hurt my soul. like an angel without its wings...
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im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch im gonna be your bubblegum bitch
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A whippoorwill from Nebraska Wildlife Rehab's instagram. They are responsible for the music.
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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.
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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist
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