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philosophy professor spotted in the philosophy section of the library. happens less than you think. but when it does happen its like a bird in a nest
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tortoises are knights, but sea turtles are more like traveling merchants or itinerant preachers
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It's so comforting that everything in life has an explanation, you just need to discover it. For example, after feeling crappy all afternoon, a brief thought experiment reveals that eating nothing all day besides a danish 9 hours ago is perhaps not ideal.
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You can shoe gaze but PLEASE be careful because you. Can't shoo gays.
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Lunch Rush at the Five Guys (Circumstances from their 1978 album Hemispheres)
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They used to call me a hippie vegan soyboy. But then they saw me marinate steak in my reusable eco-friendly off-brand resealable plastic baggie. Now they don't speak to me at all.
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I went into this thinking well obviously it's low skill floor who would say otherwise but then I thought about it for a second to double check.
A high skill ceiling is where there's lots of room for skill expression to continue to get more results. As you continue to get better, you continue to see improved results until you hit the skill ceiling.
Then a skill floor would be the point where lower skill doesn't really impact your results. If the game is very beginner-friendly, where poor execution can still get you good results, then the worst you can do is still rather good, the skill floor would be high. A low floor would give you room to perform VERY poorly, that'd be a game that's very punishing for new players.
Maybe I'm misinterpreting this metaphor but I feel like nothing else would hold up. A game that's effectively a coin toss would have very little room for skill expression. The floor and the ceiling would be touching, so that'd be a high floor and a low ceiling.
When a game has a lot of depth and advanced play, it is said to have a 'high skill ceiling'.
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Legalize saffron!
In the future some herbs and spices will only be sold through the pharmacy and they need to prescribed by a doctor. Probably just coriander at first. But then cinnamon and nutmeg too. Next thing you know cardamom is schedule II
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horse trapped between two sesame seed buns being consumed by a large human so large in fact that the horse itself is merely the size of the average sandwich the background of this image is a simple stark white providing us with no further context which seems to take place in some kind of dystopian society in which horses are very small and are eaten alive with hamburger buns in the victims eyes we can see the weariness such a world might cause perhaps this horse welcomes the end as though it is gruesome it provides an opportunity to escape the horrors of its reality once and for all
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This movie was straight up playing in its entirety at a bar I was at once, it was an experience. When it ended, they put on The Hobbit (1977)
haiii charlotte !!! i hope youre well !!!! i have a Quastion..... whats the best film youve ever seen and why ? :3
OUUGGGHHH FANTASTIC PLANET 1973!!!!! its suuuuch a cool film purely for the animation style and soundtrack. the plot is cool too its about aliens keeping tiny humans as pets and the humans' journey to revolution and prosperity but literally the animation and design and coloring and everything is so so cool and the soundtrack i am Always listening to its like this spacey jazzy funky groovy something... literally the best. i love it
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Edging his lawn
Just saw a guy edging who looked EXACTLY like Tony Zaret
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Just saw a guy edging who looked EXACTLY like Tony Zaret
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