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ate-a-chili · 2 days ago
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Yeah I'm post-hole and post-cock, I've grown beyond such concepts. My feet have been replaced with an unfathomable entity. Life is agony.
“post hole” “post cock” “post feet” shut the fuck up you neanderthals. post your resume and credit score. or mommy won’t call you back for a second round interview.
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ate-a-chili · 4 days ago
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Humans are startling good at pattern matching. For example, even when typing out a work document fully in a formal mental context, the phrase "labels localized" may perhaps immediately infect one's mind with "bogos binted."
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ate-a-chili · 7 days ago
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When you're sorber it sluice the song, when beats rise and fall as you, but the time let it when durnk into vaporcrash through each cog. Ergo, rise and fall. Two minutes a melody.
when you’re drunk every song feels like it’s two minutes long. does anyone know the science behind this phenomenon
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ate-a-chili · 7 days ago
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ate-a-chili · 8 days ago
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Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death
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ate-a-chili · 12 days ago
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Hey can I get a refund I ordered a decaf orange juice but it's filled with this paste
theres no caffeine in orange juice but dont you think there should be
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ate-a-chili · 14 days ago
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This gym has a workout device that can only be described as the humping machine
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ate-a-chili · 14 days ago
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Continually confused why the "s/m" gauge is stuck at 60 until I realize it means seconds per minute, just to become even more confused when it starts going up
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ate-a-chili · 16 days ago
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Personally I'm partial to the List of lists of lists, you can just feel the author's shit-eating grin
we're going to wikipedia island. whats your last wikipedia page and favorite wikipedia page. mine are list of mythological objects and list of literary movements
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ate-a-chili · 18 days ago
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My farm is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my farm, I ring my gong. Then I spend all morning sitting in bed. By breakfast time the gong's resonant frequency has traveled to the other end of the farm, and as it smacks my pig, it disassembles into perfectly cooked breakfast meats. My farm is perfectly constructed.
every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats
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ate-a-chili · 19 days ago
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I need to peel two carrots but I don't know how to hold the second one while peeling the first
isuggestsodomy
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ate-a-chili · 19 days ago
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Wrong. Normal as fuck ice monday
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ate-a-chili · 19 days ago
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and perhaps even the crowd favorite aʕaʕa
you really can just say ababa
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ate-a-chili · 21 days ago
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when im taking my shoes somehwer i like to carry one with each foot
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ate-a-chili · 24 days ago
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Not enough people posting today if I'm being constructively critical
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ate-a-chili · 27 days ago
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so true
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ate-a-chili · 29 days ago
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Did you jnow that bart is sabrina's carpenter ant nature is amazing 🐜🐜
homer si.pson
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