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baby horseshoe crabs

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That’s Mr. Dyke To You

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hmm

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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

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thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

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Undo the Damage of Sitting

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

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when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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trans girls will have the most beautiful voices just so casually

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Perfect organism

Tip jar

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First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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rudolph the red nosed reindeer