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[astsalynn]

hannibal and dexter definitely in the top 5 shows of all time 🔥🔥

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More sollux pls

Can u maybe draw arasol if u want

woah I wonder what is this referencing

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Craziest shit about being a fandom blogger in these dark political times is scrolling back thru my recent posts like Oh we are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed. Oh hey, Blorbo from my Shows, I love that guy! :) We are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed.

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i read the first three words and burst out loud laughing. hannibal trauma transcends the language barrier

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

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I love how pretty much all interactions between Rita and Dexter are like

Rita in a silky flower print nightgown, twirling the telephone cord between her fingers: Heyyyy Dexter 😊

Dexter, covered in blood, shaking: Hey you

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a bit misleading to call them both gay cannibals. they are indeed both gay with each other but hannibals the cannibal will just supports his husband's interests and knowingly indulges in some people eating once or twice 🙄 i swear you eat somebody once and suddenly ur a cannibal

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I will have to assume one of the funniest things in the world for Will is watching Hannibal judging cooking shows. Like come here visualize this with me- they are just chilling on the sofa, Will's head is on Hannibal's lap and Hannibal keeps making comments like "the pasta is overcooked and the garlic is undercooked, what are we even paying the cable tv for?" or "he just killed the beef for a second time, that dish is just a funeral itself" or "alright, good start, no, what are you doing, don't- why would he add that? It's over, it can't be saved." And Will is just having the time of his life

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will graham s1 edit to duality by slipknot im the works im rly excited abt this one

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HE’S A FUCKING GINGER I’LL DIE ON THIS HILL

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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

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Will and Hannibal's fisherman-prey relationship is so poetic to me. This hunt's only possible because both the hunter and the prey are hungry. Will casts his bait and waits for his dinner to swim to him; Hannibal is restless and curious and so damn hungry it makes him blind. They're both motivated by the desire to eat; they discover sustenance in each other and are greedy for it

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Anyone else freaking out over the Hannibal reunion happening in Chicago this April ಠ_ಠ