Technomancer. Owner of only slightly too many microcontrollers. Unredeemable procrastination addict. Non-practicing sleep enjoyer. Master of keeping plants just barely alive. Enemy of good cable management. Reblogger of Ultimate Randomness. DNI if you support any kind of war or discrimination or if you think I own way too many microcontrollers.
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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
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I broke the line of swiss pikemen. now it's time for you to do something for me
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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
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did anyones pet 3d printer recently escape i was able to lure it out from under a car with a can of wet food
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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.
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tying my own naked body up with a ribbon in a very sexy way and saying "im your christmas present, sis" before tripping, hitting my head on the counter, and bleeding to death
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Gotta catch them all
(Bought more microcontrollers again)
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one of the funniest things to me is being mutuals with a ton of larger blogs but just being immune to blog growth. your awesomeness does not In fact rub off. certified flops ONLY on this blog.
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I needed to grate some for the recipe I'm cooking and ate like a solid third of it during the process
I'm such a sucker for cheese..
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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
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I love how outlets just spark for no reason sometimes
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some greedy! fuck! (yesterday me) has committed heinous crimes (ate the last two cookies yesterday and forgot i didn't have another package of them) against a poor, innocent victim (today me)
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