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some of you have never had me hunt you down for sport with a tranq gun and it shows.

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you guys all are still existing? why don’t you all grow up.

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the fuzziness in soda is what gives me strength.

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sprite rights!

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i’m back and i’m unferal.

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if you can bite into a tomato like you would an apple, we’re friends for life now.

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2cumlord replied to your post: 2cumlord replied to your post: ...

you dont have two be a furry two go feral.

says who? who died and made you in charge of who can and can’t go feral?

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2cumlord replied to your post: i hate it when i’m mad and my friends scratch...

ok furry.

oh my, it seems i am going feral!

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i hate it when i’m mad and my friends scratch behind my ears because yes i’m melting, but also yes i’m still mad and when i’m doing going through heaven, it’s over for all of you!

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im GAY and FERAL and ROMANTIC. im a triple threat babey!

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i think the worst part about being partially a sprite is that if you phrase a question in a certain way, i have this weird urge to answer factually, but also vaguely.

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vasseuriina replied to your post: vasseuriina replied to your post: ...

I probubbly won’t grow one or buy one but I’m wit)( you in spirit! 38)

you know what? that’s the kind of spirit we encourage around these dashboards! i like you already!

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vasseuriina replied to your post: you ever just end up chasing something you think...

No. 38(

if you, by some chance, ever grow a tail, or buy one like some weirdos do, please come back and find this post relatable because i am dying in this very small market and i cannot afford to carry this entire household like this.

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you ever just end up chasing something you think is coming for your life only to realize it was just your tail in your peripheral vision.

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Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean On the tough guy style I’m not too keen To try to change the world I will plot and scheme

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a8rasive replied to your post: a8rasive replied to your post: ...

Exactly 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

wow that’s really good! good lungs you’ve got on you.

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ein’s been playfully gnawing on my leg lately and i know he probably means well, but i can’t help but think he’s plotting my downfall.