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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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I'm so tired of seeing ppl say that Jungkook was competing or outperforming Le Serrafim during their Perfect Night dance cover.

He was literally trying so hard to match them!! Their energy during Perfect Night is always intense at first then it calms down and you can see him speed up and slow down to match them.

Like yes, he's a phenomenal dancer. Nobody's questioning that. But it's not his song, and he hasn't practiced it day and night. He's still adjusting to their timing. AND THAT'S FINE.

God people will take any opportunity to shit on girl groups so their boy groups look better. It's literally not a competition.

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It's amazing how much history Tumblr can teach you. Before I was on here, I didn't know who Brutus was, I didn't know what was so much special apart March 15th, and I didn't know how Julius Ceaser died.

Now, every March 15th makes me want to become a history major so I can extensively study this day and pass on my wisdom to the new generations.

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On the way down of your fall from grace for being a dick, did you hit every branch of the ugly tree?

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I don't have a problem with Twice's Jeongyeon. She is chubbier than the other members and that's fine, she's happy and healthy and being (barely) chubby takes literally nothing away from her beauty. Her outfits are baggy and that's also fine. If she wants to cover up more that's her perogative.

What I do have a problem with is that her outfits don't match her member's outfits. She is constantly singled out and nothing fits her properly. Even if she wants to wear oversized clothes, they need to fit her figure (like her shoulders and waist) properly or she's just going to look bad.

She's an idol in a group. She needs to match the members or she's gonna get hate. It's just a fact. None of the other members wear anything similar to her. This is why the comments under her fancams are so 'stop saying she's fat she's beautiful' or 'she looks bad next to everyone else'.

Fat is not a bad word. But in kpop especially, having no style is a death sentence. Her stylists need to do better.

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Guys

Guys

GUYS IM SORRY

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Guys

Guys

GUYS IM SORRY

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honestly speaking for myself i feel like having to claw your way up from the grave would be really cathartic and existentially meaningful. so like if anyone was considering kidnapping me and burying me alive i'm cool with it.

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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Currently wishing someone could wring my spine like a wet towel

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I just saw someone dog ear a page from the book they were reading (which ew but fair enough) but she straight up folded the ENTIRE WIDTH OF A PAGE AT A DIAGONAL

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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

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Louisa May Alcott should've had Fitzgerald's ability in Bungou Stray Dogs