astro-cynical
walking between worlds
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I’m like if a butch was a twink | ⚢ 20 | Talk to me about microbes
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got scolded for drinking coffee in front of god :-/
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Showing my cock things it's never seen before
1. The inside of a sprite can
2. h..hopital
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astro-cynical · 3 days ago
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I,,,, I uhhh,,,,,,, ummmmm uhhhhhhh
sketch I guess!
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astro-cynical · 5 days ago
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i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since
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astro-cynical · 5 days ago
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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it
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The names Practice
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[speaking into a recorder] day 72 in the maze. morale is low. supplies are lower. nobody has said anything yet, but some of us are starting to think that we might never get out. i'm beginning to question my sexuality.
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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes
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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
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astro-cynical · 6 days ago
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https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03796-2
This case has been so fascinating and horrifying to follow. I’m curious what his end game was- with a claim this massive, of course people would be following up and trying to replicate it. Feel bad for his students that just got caught up in it
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astro-cynical · 7 days ago
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A Cloud and Landscape Study by Moonlight by Johan Christian Dahl
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
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astro-cynical · 7 days ago
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Just realized I’m driving home through part of Arizona that’s considered an unofficial dark sky reserve and decided to pull onto an off-road.
It’s no wonder our ancestors believed gods lived in the sky. There are so many stars I can’t find the constellations. I’m not used to seeing them like this. Saying it looks like diamonds is damning it with faint praise. I CAN SEE THE EDGE OF THE MILKY WAY.
It really does look like a bowl or a dome over the earth when you see it like this. The stars look closer. I think this is what “sublime” was actually coined to mean.
It’s probably a good thing I’m out here at a time of year it’s too cold to stay long. I’d be bent back over my hood staring straight up for way, WAY too long and then not get home until midnight, assuming I could get back into an upright position.
But oh! If you ever have a chance to see it…stop and do. Take a few minutes. You’ve never seen anything so lovely.
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