astrid-writes-sometimes
astrid-writes-sometimes
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astrid-writes-sometimes · 28 days ago
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Penelope must have known that Odysseus was a little insane when she married him I mean. Like they got married and he was like haha babe wait before we have our wedding night I gotta show u something. And then he takes her like. Across the island. To the area where she first met him and he’s built a palace there! Which takes years! Wow! And she’s like omg that’s so sweet and he’s like that’s not even the best part! Look! And they go inside. And the place she’s going to fuck this man for the very first time—he has not even gotten pussy yet, this man is in pussy deficit no post-nut clarity available and it shows—is a bed CARVED OUT OF A LIVING TREE. And she’s like hey dude what’s up with that and Odysseus is like. Oh! That’s the olive tree where we first met! I turned it into a bed and then I built a palace around it. And she’s like. I can’t not fuck this little freak.
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astrid-writes-sometimes · 28 days ago
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My favorite frame from live stream
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But I got lazy : D
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astrid-writes-sometimes · 2 months ago
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astrid-writes-sometimes · 2 months ago
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@satanisincrediblygay you ask and I deliver: cosmic yuri
she is vast
and she is endless and cold
but she is home
she is dark
and she is looming and forever
but she is mine
I am small
and I will burn out in time
but I will shine for her
perhaps she is cold
but I will warm us both
perhaps she is dark
but my light is enough for us both
she is unforgiving and she is unrelenting
and she is unexplored and unexplained
and she is beautiful
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astrid-writes-sometimes · 2 months ago
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hi guys
I write stuff occasionally
feel free to like. request things
idk how this worjs
pronouns: he/she/they/it
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