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Target has helped so many save money since they want to kiss the ass of Trump. Costco is better anyway

Here’s a real boycott list

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that’s a whole man.

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that’s a whole man.

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bdubs type doodles

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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

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🦐

This might take the number 1 spot for worst thing I’ve ever made

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HELLO! I made that

saw one of your posts and thought your pfp looked very familar. I've posted it on tiktok and twitter under the same username. love to see it

new pfp

if anybody knows who made this image please tell me so I can credit

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Can you put him in a horror game where he shouldn’t be??

Pretty please 🥺 🥺 🙏

ok

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Hey! This family is in pretty dire need. We're super close to getting them to their goal of 90,000 euros. If you're feeling hopeless today, maybe some direct action by donating to a Palestinian family can help you feel a lil better. Here's their link, they're only 2,000 away!

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genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

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Technically true.

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

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"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

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Love local coffee shops. your “refugees are welcome here” sign goes really well with the one that says “bathrooms are for paying customers only”

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what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!