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Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

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buddy its november

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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Zillow house listings

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

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If I were Toby fox I’d have a character ask Kris ‘what are your pronouns’ then the player has to choose between ‘they/them’ and ‘they/them’

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it's almost almost christmas

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

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fond

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i fell a bit behind on inktober stuff, but i do have a lil gigs!grian and scar! theyre going to die <3

(ID: a pen sketch of grian and scar from the phasmophobia streams. scar is holding a camera and looking down and to his left with a surprised expression. grian is standing next to him and is holding a flashlight. he’s looking in front of him with a confused expression. end ID.)

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He's lurking, and he's not trying to hide it.

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i haven’t seen anyone post this and i keep going to look at the photo in my camera roll

bro looks fucking divine