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You're a god who has decided to give a mortal a gift. You decided to surprise them by not telling them about their new power. After a full life of normalcy, you greet them in the afterlife confused and angry as to how they didn't discover their power.

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You've been summoned to another world, "destined" to save it. Except you're a mom/dad who just wants to get home. At the end, the BBEG offers to send you home. No tricks those really are your kids. Now everyone is saying your selfish for wanting to leave. Except you're not selfish. They are.

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Inside you were rotten. But you've made the masses love you. Pretending to be the noblest of heroes was the easiest way to gain power. Finally, as your rule becomes absolute, you prepare to unleash your true self and begin your reign of terror… and then you die and end up in Heaven.

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Thousands of years into the future, the many fantastical species of the world, such as flavours of Elves, Dwarves, Goblins, et cetera, all discover they're the genetically modified descendants of Humanity. Chaos ensues at this revelation, especially when a single, ancient stasis tube is found..

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A wizard cursed you with immortal reincarnation, everytime you die, your soul is implanted into a newborn with full knowledge of your past lives. It's always rough the first few months before you gain control of your new body. Now, after 5 incarnations and only 2 years old, you find the Wizard.

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When you were a child, a mercenary made you watch as he killed your entire family in front of you. You swore revenge. Decades later, you've finally tracked them down- …only to find they're now a pacifistic geriatric who's beloved by his community.

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Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.

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Prompt #1137

"Thank you. I know it doesn't feel like it right now, but you did the right thing."

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“What’s this”, exclaimed the Devil. “Well, first let me thank you for the 10 years of debauchery. Many wonderful memories. Also, for the investment advice and vast wealth. My family is all set for many generations.” “Per our signed contract here is one sole"

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"You know… Most vampires I hunted tend to see humans as just cattle." "Oh, don't misunderstand me. This is just how I see you too." "Really? Then why don't you hurt people in your town?" "Well, you don't slaughter dairy cows for their meat, do you?"

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"You have misunderstood the lore, hunter. It is neither crucifix, nor rosary, nor holy water, nor any other trapping of faith, but faith ITSELF that is anathema to my kind. And yours has proven to be. . . insufficient."

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You've been sent out to defeat a powerful, reality bending god. All have died horrifically trying. And here you are in front of the crying god as they complain about how you just shot them.

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Dialogue Responses

"I could ruin you."

"Do it!"

"You wish."

"Yes, please."

"You could try."

"Empty promises."

"I'm already ruined."

"Let's ruin each other."

"And I want you to do it."

"Ruin? You're so dramatic."

"In a kinky way or a bad way?"

Bonus: "So, we're skipping the fixing and dive right into ruining?"

All the Dialogue Responses can be found here.

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The prophecy foretold that The Great Evil would awaken 1000 years after his original defeat. As it turns out, the people took this very seriously, so when he awakened, he was met with an army of blessed knights, an evil containment system, and two dozen automated holy turrets aimed at him.

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“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

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Your significant other just revealed their true form to you. You knew already, and are trying to hide the fact that it was a big reason why you were dating them.

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You are a person who covers your counter space in clutter and inadvertently makes a shrine to a long forgotten god who shows up to thank you.