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astrals-and-pirates · 1 day ago
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Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.
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astrals-and-pirates · 1 day ago
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Hope y’all had a blessed solstice! I started this last night but got too sleepy to finish it lol. But I got out to see the sunset and it was cold but lovely. :-)
[ID: a symmetrical illustration of a black vulture flying behind a stylized sun, with rays coming out like ribbons. There is an ermine above it and a stoat below it, mirroring one another, and the background is a patterned radial design in teal, with orange accents. End.]
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astrals-and-pirates · 5 days ago
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astrals-and-pirates · 5 days ago
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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astrals-and-pirates · 5 days ago
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A Lady’s Hair Net From Ancient Greece
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astrals-and-pirates · 6 days ago
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Whenever you feel like you didn't explain this or express that better, keep in mind that some portion of your story is supposed to be left to the reader's imagination.
Reading is meant to be thought-provoking, even if it's a fanfic story. As long as you've done your best to explain the scene, pat yourself on the back for a job well done and let it go. If it still bothers you later, you're allowed to go back severally(even if the story is posted) to edit the scene. It's your story.
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astrals-and-pirates · 6 days ago
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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
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astrals-and-pirates · 6 days ago
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Preach I guess
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astrals-and-pirates · 7 days ago
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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.
Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.
It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.
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astrals-and-pirates · 7 days ago
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finally finished some of the final looks, consent matter slayed so hard
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astrals-and-pirates · 8 days ago
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Grey Matter
Final Look Dragula S6 Finale
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astrals-and-pirates · 8 days ago
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@random-scribbles @boredom-reigns
pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
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astrals-and-pirates · 8 days ago
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oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.
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astrals-and-pirates · 8 days ago
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As a licensed therapist, let me tell you that the most success I’ve found with patients is not being uwu soft happy thoughts guy, and instead being someone that validates all the rage, anger, frustration and sorrow they have. Curbing it with fake positivity is unhealthy and self-destructive. Express it. If you need to cry, you cry, if we need to rage, we rage, if you aren’t good with words, we can do something more physical; I bought cheap plates one time, for this 16 year old girl who just couldn’t communicate and convey properly, then we smashed them together whenever our slow conversation touched on the things that truly hurt her, the idea being that giving a physical component to speech could help her organize ideas better, and it worked.
And after we get all that rage out of you, after we validate and shape it into something that’s nothing to be ashamed of and that needn’t be kept in a little cloister until it blows you to kingdom come, then we talk about how beautiful shit can be once rage and frustration are things you can grab by the throat. Yeah it’s not going to solve everything because a lot of psychological issues are symptoms of a greater root problem, and a lot of times, you don’t have mental illness, you simply don’t have money, but with that wholly on the table? Yeah it becomes easier to navigate potential solutions and increase resilience.
But seriously, “fake it until you make it” has a lot of merits but there’s a big red line that says “FAKE HAPPINESS” that you shouldn’t cross. Can’t blame you if you do, because we are taught “negative” emotions exist (they don’t) and that we have to repress and never ‘fail’. Fuck up a lot, and learn from it, learn how to get angry in a way that helps you and doesn’t hurt others. Way more productive than thinking happy thoughts.
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astrals-and-pirates · 9 days ago
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As a licensed therapist, let me tell you that the most success I’ve found with patients is not being uwu soft happy thoughts guy, and instead being someone that validates all the rage, anger, frustration and sorrow they have. Curbing it with fake positivity is unhealthy and self-destructive. Express it. If you need to cry, you cry, if we need to rage, we rage, if you aren’t good with words, we can do something more physical; I bought cheap plates one time, for this 16 year old girl who just couldn’t communicate and convey properly, then we smashed them together whenever our slow conversation touched on the things that truly hurt her, the idea being that giving a physical component to speech could help her organize ideas better, and it worked.
And after we get all that rage out of you, after we validate and shape it into something that’s nothing to be ashamed of and that needn’t be kept in a little cloister until it blows you to kingdom come, then we talk about how beautiful shit can be once rage and frustration are things you can grab by the throat. Yeah it’s not going to solve everything because a lot of psychological issues are symptoms of a greater root problem, and a lot of times, you don’t have mental illness, you simply don’t have money, but with that wholly on the table? Yeah it becomes easier to navigate potential solutions and increase resilience.
But seriously, “fake it until you make it” has a lot of merits but there’s a big red line that says “FAKE HAPPINESS” that you shouldn’t cross. Can’t blame you if you do, because we are taught “negative” emotions exist (they don’t) and that we have to repress and never ‘fail’. Fuck up a lot, and learn from it, learn how to get angry in a way that helps you and doesn’t hurt others. Way more productive than thinking happy thoughts.
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astrals-and-pirates · 9 days ago
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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie
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