astralbite
HELLO, MOON
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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Friends, can I invite you to perhaps donate on this lovely Christmas Day?
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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GO APOLLO GO
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SIC 'EM
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EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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if we all start peeing together at 11:59 on new years we will unlock a secret
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astralbite · 7 days ago
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I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.
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astralbite · 13 days ago
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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
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astralbite · 18 days ago
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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
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astralbite · 18 days ago
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astralbite · 26 days ago
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astralbite · 26 days ago
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astralbite · 26 days ago
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no one was making the obvious joke, i gotta do everything me self
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astralbite · 26 days ago
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fucking yes
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astralbite · 26 days ago
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HELL YES, look how scared they are at the public's reaction, this is amazing
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astralbite · 26 days ago
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Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.
They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.
If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.
I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.
Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.
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