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happy pride to my favorite couple

happy pride month to them

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i’ll be completely honest when tom was talking to greg at caroline’s wedding i thought they were gonna kiss and i’ve never felt such intense and sudden fear

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“Give me something for the pain and let me die” 

-Me every day in my 8am 

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this absolute fuking diabolical screenshot

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soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

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Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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silly community textposts pt. 4

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community is so cool I wish college was real

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE x COVERS (one, two, three, four)

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the best part about working as a camp counselor is getting to break the rules i set for the kids. it’s like, YOU are not allowed to use scissors or climb on stacked chairs but I can because im tall and old

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Last name politicians

Trump

DeSantis

Haley

Biden

Warren

Klobuchar

First name politicians

Kamala

Bernie

Pete

Hillary

Jeb

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the absolute audacity of lestat "I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING" "THIS IS NOT A LIFE" "WELL I DON'T SAY YOU HAVE TO ENJOY IT" "FINISH THE GAME" "YOU'RE JUST GONNA UP AND LEAVE ME??" "LOUIUIUIOIUIOUIS!!!" de lioncourt writing the line "i'm piano, and you're forte". that guy has never been piano in his whole life the lying bastard.

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So glad Doctor Who saw the "death of the filler" thing most series have going on and said "actually, fuck this, let's do an ep about aliens cosplaying bridgerton".

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This is the best take on hannigram I've ever seen.

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