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I come back from the depths of hell to reblog this masterpiece

part 2 to my damon gant x ron delite (gron) fanfic

ron hadnt ran after damon that day, he was too shy to talk to this beautiful man who had ran from his station so suddenly that day. however he kept looking for gant in his usual spot in the police department (his office) but he was never there, ron started to get worried for what had happened to this beautiful hunk of a man but eventually gave up on looking. "mr gant would never want anything to do with me anyway :'(" ron said tearfully, but at that moment ron felt a powerful presence appear next to him and punch him in the gut so hard that his lungs fell out, it was damon! his soft face and soft abs and soft legs that didnt have bones in them were so beautiful that ron didnt even notice his missing organs. "m-mr gant! is that you?" "yes ronnie, its me. i couldnt handle such slander to my name, i want everything to do with you, you are my one and only" mr gant proclaimed, with the might of a thousand moons, "but, mr gan-" "please, as i said before, call me damon" gant said as he punched ron once more, in the leg this time; but softer, more gently, like a playful punch that knocked ron off his feet. "y-yes damon, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but im just a nobody! a security guard at kb security! meanwhile youre the chief of police!" gant looked sorrowfully at this pathetic creature before him, before his eyes sparkled with the might of a thousand moons "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" he bellowed "RONNIE, YOU ARE NOBODY! THAT IS SO TRUE! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" at this point, gant was clapping his hands at a velocity of 19562 miles per hour and ron felt as though he should also laugh. "ah, hahaha!" ron felt another pain, this time in his head as mr gant had stuck a spear through his eye with the force of a thousand moons, "dont laugh" gant exclaimed "that is my thing, only i am allowed to laugh" "oh, m-my apologies mr g- i-i mean damon" ron looked almost ashamed at forgetting such an important detail of mr gant; his laugh. it was the most precious thing to mr gant, and he had decreed by law that people had to make their own wacky laughs, including but not limited to: keh keh keh, wah hah hah hah, and DFTGYHUIYTFDFGTHYUI. gant looked at ron with the force of a thousand moons "you know what, ronnie, i think i will allow you to use my laugh after all, it fits you" ron looked shocked as he had never been told that he could laugh before by anyone, "really, damon??" he asked with the force of two rons (a lot of rons, but not much force). mr gant then looked off into the sunset and stated "well, id better change that law first to include you. ill be off now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and he ran off into the sunset once more, and ron got a pinch of deja vu as he felt his love blossom even more.

END OF PART 2

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stop pretending youre friends with me just because im funny

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My dragon looks gnc as fuck

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i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

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so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

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You can only rb this today

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This is URGENT. You just don’t understand, okay?

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took a screencap at the perfect time hahah

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so im playing a short hike to make myself feel better and

why dont you take a break? you’ve already done so much today

and this painting kid replies

i can’t

i need to show people that i’m worth something

i mean

my art is worth something

and i didnt actually cry but i wanted to cry because that was just such a mood right now

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what do you mean you don’t want a vial of my blood on a necklace???? i thought you had feelings for me????????????

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TWITCH FOR DUMMIES

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i cant believe this

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CLNGv4fgWf7/?igshid=rv0eeb8j8y6p

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