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every time an f1 driver has described nico rosberg as beautiful (aka he had that whole grid questioning to the point they had to call him the hottest female pop star Britney to cope)

Proud Heterosexual Mark Webber:

Jenson Button:

Sebastian Vettel:

Lewis Hamilton:

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in bahrain max:

asked "what happened to charles" immediately

maxplained to carlos charles' entire pit/tyre strategy

laughed when they showed charles defending when carlos wanted to overtake him initially

told carlos "oh you had to pass charles 2 times? but he was on those tyres longer"

ignored carlos on the podium

cropped carlos out of his ig post

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the lestappen thirdwheel experience reaches a new low every week

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imagine getting called out on national tv for extensive yapping

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F1 + Tweets But Make It ✨Lestappen✨

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(Turn on audio)

I’ve finally finished it. I’m fucking shaking, its been like 4 days of just nonstop working and sleeping for this. QSMP what have you done to me.

It’s also on my YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/-NA5flY-2Vo?si=Ms4i1d-AtS7pnxVs

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barbieboyhalo catboyhalo bunnyboyhalo mikuboyhalo girlboyhalo

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Thinking about post a draw I make with my HC of badboyhalo headteacher but I'm still learning how to draw badboyhalo like his character is absolutely black but in my drawing isn't so I'm not sure if is worth it to post it

So confused about it

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Imagining qfoolish kicking his legs twirling his hair eyes glazed over staring at bad barely comprehending whatever the fuck bads ranting about this time

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"He's very distracting" → "That's a you problem" (to Foolish saying "that'll hurt my feelings")

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Idiots

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not to be on the foolhalo grind but the fact that foolish and bad are so intimately tied to each other to the point that they notice things no one else does is almost poetic. bad made a comment the other day and no one else heard him but foolish. foolish confirms bads existence more than anyone else on the server and with everything he's going through i think being seen is one of the sole factors keeping him going.

they are both immortal so they know the burden that comes with outliving everyone and everything you care about. they knew that things wouldn't be happy for long and yet at the end of it all they still will have each other. everyone on the island tries to pin down what their relationship is to each other but how could they ever figure it out? at the end of the day mortals could never understand the connection and relationship of immortals, they haven't lived long enough to figure any of it out.

to some bbh and foolish are enemies who constantly bicker and fight and to others they are secretly in love and just continue to deny it. there will never be a set conclusion of which answer is right because it's all true. foolish and bad are friends, enemies, lovers and everything in between, most importantly they are a constant in each others lives. something to fall back on, someone who has seen you at your worst and continues to love you.

anyways, foolhalo soapy yuri where the rivalry is started because bbh has massive honkers and foolish has tiny ones so they constantly squabble

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If I write 150 foolhalo fics I can corner the market and establish a monopoly on the foolhalo ao3 tag and then everyone will want to be my friend

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Ever heard the ‘Foolish and Bad are divorced’ theory? Here’s totally what happened.

Bad probably lost one of his lovers, and it happened to coincide with Foolish losing one of his lovers, and usually what happens is they seek each other out and cry about it (well Bad cries, Foolish makes a bunch of really sad and deprecating jokes because humor is his coping mechanism).

Well when the coincidence happens, they both end up finding each other and just, venting about mortals and how immortality sucks sometimes, until Bad is like, “gosh darn it Foolish I can’t go through this again. Can you just marry me so we can find love together and not get love-trapped by stupid mortals again?”

(I’m aware the words are out of character but if it was in character the amount of dodging and implying would take up several paragraphs and I’m not doing that)

And Foolish laughs and is like “Aaa fuck it. Might as well try I guess, your stupid ass is the only one who doesn’t leave anyways”

It’s very unofficial, they don’t go to a church or anything, and their rings are just mismatched random rings that Bad stole, but they both have weird and mixed feelings about this.

Bad says he’s sure they’ll love each other eventually (I hc him as demiromantic because it’s on the spectrum and because also that’s me too so yippee)

It takes a day or too before Foolish can’t take it any longer. Not only is it too soon, but when he takes a step back from his grief and actually imagines being in a somewhat romantic relationship with Bad, he wants to puke and roll over and die somehow. Also probably had something to do with the fact that Bad started moving in to his current build project and setting up space there and usually it’s not a promising sign for a marriage if you started the day after absolutely strangling your partner.

Bad also realizes this too. The thought of a traditional marriage at ALL has never sounded appealing. He isn’t one to get domestic with it, and despite trying to set up a home with Foolish sounds unappealing (noooo had nothing to do with the current bruises on his neck right now…) Bad lived for adventure, and liked solitude once in a while, and marriage was just a tether that promised no benefits except for tax purposes and he already evades taxes anyways.

They both fight each other to be the once that divorces the other, and they start by making this EVERYONES problem. They never had a traditional wedding, but they DID go to an official divorce court, making it a point to hire the best talent with divorce lawyers out there. Not that there was much to go on, they were only married for a handful of days, and it wasn’t even official so the lawyers have no clue what to do. They go with it anyways because it’s a totem shark and a demon and they are already beating the shit out of each other in the middle of the court, and the lawyers did NOT want to get in the middle of that.

Bad of course tries to weasel his way into getting 50% of Foolish’s build, and Foolish gets impatient with the court and just attacks Bad himself, fed up at the consistent attempts to steal his build.

They both roll around on the ground, biting, kicking, punching, and both of them are smiling through it. They can lean on each other when times get tough, but Landduo will NEVER stoop to petty human traditions ever again.

(whoops this turned into a mini hc fic)

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(im talking about the characters q!, not the cc!)

imo no one else seems to understand the landduo/foolhalo relationship is much much deeper than "he's a friend who annoys me and i love to annoy him" or "they are secretly in love" in fact i might be as bold as to say NO ONE does till this day. which is pretty funny how they understand and notice the littlest things about each other but no one can see their deep bond despite that... tho to be fair Bad has said multiple times that he praises Foolish till high heaven from his skills, smarts, to his good looks but he would never ever admit it or say it to his face. (he RARELY does actually so when it happens, we all cheer and die) same for foolish.

Jaiden, who is probably one of the closest to Foolish rn said recently no one else takes Foolish srsly or that they are like outcasts of the island or that no one cares for Leo (para). and im like um theres literally Bad who cares a lot for Foolish and Leo. and has said multiple times that he is much more intelligent than ppl have granted him to be (but ofc she doesn't know, she doesn't know the early moments where they would hang out together almost all the time, constant banter, she doesn't know of THE convo where Bad literally for his advice and was treating and talking to him like two gamemasters in equal footing talking about the games they will play, she doesn't know should anything happen to Bad, he left Dapper in Foolish's care, Foolish constantly leaves Leo in Bad's care, she doesn't know that Leo loves and adores his Tio Bad, she doesn't know a lot of their "true hidden" relationship/sides, she doesn't know how easy Foolish can read Bad like an open book like that mine roulette game which i think she participated but not when both bad and foolish were playing iirc etc etc) not to mention theres also Roier who cares a lot for Leo and vice versa and constantly thinks about her (but this post about foolhalo so i digress)

There was also that moment with Bagi and Tubbo where they were like go ahead and cage Foolish or smtg. like daring Bad to do it. Bad was like aww thats no fun, its boring (cuz yk theres no song and dance, theres no arguing back n forth, it was just that). so when foolish shows up and bad was like hey could u step in ig *shrugs* Foolish was like urgh ok ig. I still remember Bagi's and Tubbos reaction, they were like mildly surprised. like ok what now. Bagi then said to Foolish, hey Bad is insane. Foolish then replied, yeah i fcking knew that already (in a so what tone) and again, Bagi seemed slightly taken aback. Tubbo then went on a rant about them being in love or smtg idk.

or the time when Bad would make a torture chamber for Foolish which he willingly went along cuz why not. and ppl were making angst about it as if Foolish didn't just walk into the torture chamber willingly to play a fun torture game with Bad smh.

also the time when Foolish was hiding his hurt over Leo's absence but Bad knew deep inside he feels deeply. that time where Foolish will run away from everyone else when confronted about his feelings but finally stood silently besides Bad in comfort, instead of a hug. (wasn't Jaiden there for that?)

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theres soooo many foolhalo landduo moments where so many fans just blatantly ignore, like they have selective memory. genuinely confuses me everytime, like are we even watching the same POV.

theres also a lot of moments where ppl were gen mad at bad for the pranks n shit, like its 2023 ppl, we've been thru with this already in dsmp, do better pls. (ik them be new fans but still urgh)

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"Are we still lasso'ed together?"

"Yeah from last night"

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(I know context but still its silly)