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Well in both instances its in an order of defeat. Rock is defeated by paper while paper is defeated by scissors so "rock, paper, scissors," while paper is defeated by scissors while scissors is defeated by rock so "paper, scissors, rock," So in all actuality, they're quite similar in sense of basis rather than "scissors, paper, rock," although interestingly enough, both "rock, scissors, paper," and "paper, rock, scissors," work. Its just moving the last word to the first word place, even if its in a line of victory instead of defeat. Basically, when running in a line of victory, one would move the last word to the first word place, while moving in a line of defeat, one would move the first word to the last place.

Honestly tho, I just went I dunno what mode.

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

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Octane: Okay compadres, we have to discuss our plans for this upcoming match, take a seat.

Lifeline: Silva, this is your dining room.

Octane: What's wrong with it?

Octane's Dining Room:

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@gay-pompeii

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FACTS

Rampart ιѕ gσяgєσυѕ

The men calling Rampart ugly:

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Ok sorry @rosieancrath I’m not sure how to properly repost replies (idfk know what I’m doing 99% of the time) so I thought I would screenshot and reply that way lol

For possessive af Voldemort AUs, the one’s I’ve recently read are:

Hauntingly by ObsidianPen (OP does a large range of amazing possessive Voldemort stories)

What He Grows to Be by Severus_divides_into_H

draw me after you (let us run) by ToAStranger (this one might be more Predator!Voldemort chasing Prey!Harry / Catch Me If You Can style, but I think it counts)

Uhm, that’s all I can think of for now. I had like 7 stories I was following but now I can’t find them?? Maybe someone else would have a good suggestion - I might tap in @tomarryherewewhoaagain & @limonium-anemos & @being-luminous & @awyeahitssam if they don’t mind?? (Who btw all do great tomarry & harrymort work so check em out) [oop quick edit, adding in @sanyaadar xo]

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Amazing

Tried on my top pieces for Loba! So far so good

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When your teammates want to do nothing but camp but its fucking g o l d and then ask you why you have 12 kills and 2700 damage and ur just like... Bc I had to one vs. three four squads because ur teammates refuse to help you and you somehow survive and then tell you to calm down when you start ranting like ???

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Emily+Tracer date night

Tracer, seated at a table in a fancy restaurant: Emily, my love, I must confess! I have been having a taught, lurid affair with my arch nemesis, Widowmaker!

Emily, seated beside her and bursting into tears: Tracer, I must confess as well! I too have been having a taught, lurid affair with your arch nemesis Widowmaker!

Tracer, crying while pulling her girlfriend into a tight embrace: Don’t worry Emily! Nothing could drive us apart! We’ll get through this, I promise!

Widowmaker, seated at the same table and clutching her temples: You idiots have been making that same stupid joke since we started dating! It wasn’t funny then and its not funny now!

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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EEEEEEEEEEK ITS PERFECT EUJEHSNS

Okay, so I don't know if you've already done this, but Lifeline x Wraith? I understand if you don't want to.

I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET TO THESE MY DEAR ANON! This is an interesting ship, but I kinda dig it. I haven’t done any content for it, but lemme see what I can do for ya!

-Ajay often finds herself looking after Renee A LOT.

-The skirmisher seems to get herself into a lot of trouble during the games.

-So that means she comes back with a lot of scuffs and scrapes.

-The medic will huff and get her things to help Renee clean up her wounds.

-“Suga, I love ya very much, but ya really need to stop bein’ so reckless...You’re almost like Octavio.”

-Renee chuckled and winced when the alcohol wipe got to one of her wounds.

-“I won this time, though.” She smiled sheepishly.

-The medic sighed and smiled slightly, “I saw that. I’m proud of ya...” He give the skirmisher a big kiss on the lips when she’s done with the wounds.

-Ajay enjoys cooking for Renee.

-The skirmisher is picky with what she eats. Mainly eating freezer food, like TV dinners.

-The medic has been expanding Renee’s culinary palette slowly, but surely.

I hope this will do for you, my anon. Again, I apologize for not doing it sooner.

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In my rush to be excited about bingo I may or may not have lost who made this lovely board so if you know tell me and I'll edit them in :)

Also, I think I won

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Wasn’t really gonna post this but someone’s been reposting artworks from our discord server so my friend suggested I might as well do it. But now my dumbass is gonna make sure to put watermarks i guess.

This was a bday gift to the lovely @silverintheslytherin for her amazing Priest! Harry and Widow! Tom AU <3 please that AU deserves so much love. pls support this AU more T-T

I love Religious themes in fanart so I couldn’t resist putting that aesthetic in this fanart to try to make it look more darker and sinful.

 I used an art reference for this pose which I found on pinterest and couldnt find the source (I dont own the original art reference and definitely don’t claim it) 

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Most searched-for Harry Potter Spell in each U.S. State

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Bruh mood