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World Handler: "Whoa Hunter, thanks for helping me out of that bind! I'll just take care of all the paperwork for your hunts, good luck learning more about the new world!"

Wilds Handler/Alma: "I sit here knowing full well that me giving legal permission is all that stands between this hunter and wiping out this entire ecosystem. This individual would take on Fatalis itself with a skinning knife in complete and utter calm if it were permitted by the guild. And win."

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the boys are getting along <3

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Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to design an OC and then it looks exactly like another character?

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29.10.23

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Okay wait. Reghabi's whole thing about how Lumon has people in high places is sitting different with me. Part of me almost forgot that Lumon was able to get the police and the morgue in their pocket to fake Gemma's death. Because that suggests a level of power, influence, money, and reach which is NOT reflected in "the entirety of your mission-critical operation is run by one single underappreciated ex-theater kid and his 14-year-old temp."

Like of course of course Lumon is powerful. Of course it's Amazon on steroids. But I rationalized it as "Lumon the company that makes my lightbulbs and cutlery and backpack and bedframe and and and" is rich and powerful. But the cult of Kier is far more clandestine and shoe-string - hence the Lumon office building being a multi-billion dollar building, while the severed floor is like 19 employees and 1 Seth Milchick.

Except now I'm doubting that entirely. Jame Eagan richest bastard alive is the number 1 Kier-apologist and singularly invested in the Cold Harbor completion. Lumon, face to this all, is fronting enough money to have hands in the pockets of police and morgues and politicians and probably institutes on the national level.

SO WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THE SEVERED FLOOR HIRE LIKE. ONE (1) SECURITY GUARD.

This is the passion project of a man with more money than God. Heiress to the cult almost died like 4 times to see this through and everyone agrees this is a reasonable sacrifice except maybe her. And yet the actual getting this done is left to the one singular Seth Milchick, man-extraordinaire at organizing massive theatrical lies and over-the-top productions yet woefully incompetent at such tasks as stopping 4 grown adults from wandering around the hallways instead of doing their work or not letting anyone die of homosexual-epiphany hypothermia.

Jame Eagan watching aghast in the wake of Cold Harbor muttering, "I don't understand. I allocated budget for 75 severed security guards on the severed floor to ensure we would see this through. What happened?" while Seth Milchick is hastily stuffing his 75-man severed marching band in the closet going, "It probably got lost. In the bureaucracy."

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Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

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never forget what they took from you. from us. from the world.

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i dont know abt this one

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

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[through gritted teeth] don't go hollow. don't give up skeleton. don't you dare go hollow. don't give up.

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