astarel - Tumblr blog

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when ur the thing but ur at a place and/or situation

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lets be protected by mama

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up yours woke moralists. we'll see who cancels who (disembowels myself)

[astarel]

"wise master," said the student, "how can i attain greatness at posting?"

"simple," replied the master. "through patience and long practice."

"but master," said the student, bursting out with impatience, "every time i go online i see people my age getting 50k notes, 100k notes!"

the master chuckled. "the self-assuredness of the 22-year-old lends itself well to the occasional callow foray into posting, it's true. but for posts of true substance, one must turn to the mentally ill 30-something tgirls. observe."

she pulled up a post on her phone. the student peered at it. he did not laugh. he said, "but master -- this post only has 12 notes. and it's not even funny."

"kill yourself," said the master.

[astarel]

english/british miku!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 i saw a few people draw a modern english miku so i thought i'd try a more traditional one ^v^ 🍃🪻🥧

her hair is inspired by maypoles! & she is wearing a morris dancer costume :3 the items are the green man (an english folklore) & a traditional pork pie !!

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streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

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I looked up the word gullible in the dictionary and it had a picture of the tumblr home page

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"i have the right of way" was a form of protective charm uttered by urban travellers in the early 21st century. They believed this phrase acted as a ward against danger and injury, invoking the divine spirit of 'Traffic Law', one of their primary deities.

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madoka really understands the "you have to endure the worst trauma of your life and then go to school the next day like nothing happened" part of middle school huh

[astarel]

i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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this recovery shit is easy. unrelated but I feel like I'm possessed by demons who will orchestrate my downfall lest I keep them at bay with my every conscious moment.

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On the street interviews in the afterlife.

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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

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open image in new tab was there for me when no one else was