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astarel · 4 hours ago
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Still not over the time I saw someone reading Gideon the ninth and said (while they were reading the first section of Gideon trying to escape the Ninth) that the story seemed tailor made to transfer to a modern setting because it reminded them so much of someone trying to leave their small town.
And I don't mean this in a bad way but I literally haven't stopped thinking about that. Ah, yes. Gideon Nav, orphan in a dying small town trying desperately to join the Army so she can make something of her life and escape her highschool valedictorian nemesis. All good so far. And then she gets sent to a death game to appoint the new Supreme Court Justices. And dies. And then finds out her dad is George Washington and her mom did 9/11.
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astarel · 4 hours ago
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My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.
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This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.
Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.
When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.
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astarel · 4 hours ago
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cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them
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astarel · 4 hours ago
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ps5 brain monday
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astarel · 5 hours ago
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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself
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astarel · 8 hours ago
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astarel · 8 hours ago
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these are fucking killinhg me
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astarel · 8 hours ago
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astarel · 8 hours ago
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Btw, you can donate to menstrual hygiene kits for Sudanese women, which I would highly recommend if you can
https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/padsforpeace/
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astarel · 1 day ago
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astarel · 1 day ago
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hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.
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astarel · 1 day ago
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New York
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astarel · 1 day ago
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astarel · 1 day ago
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it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store
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astarel · 1 day ago
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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually
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astarel · 1 day ago
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"came back wrong" but it's from work
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astarel · 1 day ago
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