astardewresident

[astardewresident]

THIS IS TOO GOOD AHHH

Eek!! go follow my dude!! This art is too good im sobbing omg AHAHHAH ZDAFEJDS I love this so much. Also the other account tagged is my private, I don't post on there or anything so please don't follow it lol

Dude, thank you so much for drawing my boy clover this is genuinely so amazing and I love it so much

o-kayyy ⭐️ here’s a sketch i did of @astardewresident (belongs to @peepeebeepee ). I drew Clover fixing a little gadget too, he’s just the cutest 🥹

[astardewresident]

hey, should I start my own ask blog for Farmer Juice? I’m considering it, so if you have any tips or anything

(Also I’m so sorry if it’s rude to ask this out of character)

// OOC

Yeah, I think it'd be fun! I just read through stars post and heavily recommend listening to their advice, its very structured and way better than I could explain :D I didn't expect to be active on this blog a month later but the community is so nice and welcoming, ive generally found this a lot more fun than I was expecting :3

[astardewresident]

Hi, I've heard you're not doing too well lately... Here, I've got something for you.

(He handed you basked with pumpkin pie and pomegranates)

- @farmer-beau-inbox

Oh man! All of these for me?!

Woah! Thank you Beau. I've never actually tried either of these before! I believe this is pumpkin pie? And pom-e-gran-ates?

I'll enjoy these. I owe you one!

[astardewresident]

*Puts a reaffirming hand on your shoulder*

“You are good enough, friend”

- @not-an-alien-milo

Thank you, Milo!

You know, between us, it's nice I'm not the only alien in town. Don't tell anyone that!

[astardewresident]

hey, you’re enough.

That's sweet. Thanks, anon.

You know, I didn't actually expect people to be here for me. ...I appreciate it.

Agh, enough slumping around! ...I love ya guys.

[astardewresident]

[ he just silently wraps clover into a hug. ]

- ⭐️

.... [ After a moment of hesitation, he silently hugs back, gently. ]

...Oh star. You're too sweet.

[astardewresident]

...*Biiiiig hug.* You doing alright, dude?

-Neeks

...Yeah. I guess so. I think everyone being so normal really takes a toll on you, huh? I mean, I know everyone respects me and all, but you can't ignore the way I'm naturally an outcast.

...I'm glad I have you guys tho. Thanks Neeks.

[astardewresident]

Do you guys ever feel like... No matter what you do, or what you accomplish,... Even if it's bigger than the sky...

...It'll never be good enough?

[astardewresident]

hello clover, do you need anything to keep you warm like some earmuffs to stay warm or a beanie? If you need any of it. I have some spares and giving them out to people so they can stay warm

(@snowflakecharl)

Hmmm... Well it'd be hard with my antennae... Props! ...I don't wanna take them off. Yeah.

Thanks for the offer tho, Snowie!

[astardewresident]

Maybe it was just the lighting then. I can’t see very well due to an old accident. But I can see colors and the black blobs. But everything else is blurry

-farmer juice (I forgot she was blind-ish. Also your secret is safe with us)

Ah, alright!

...If you ever need some assistance with, uhm, looking, you can always come to me!

...Lighting?

[astardewresident]

WOAH YOU’RE GREEN NOW! Most humans turn red when they eat spicy things. This is so cool!

-farmer juice (mwhahaha, I got excited when you mentioned that he changes color)

...

Huh? What did you say? I was enjoying the tingling in my mouth! ...Green? Silly, I'm not green!

[astardewresident]

Hmm, have you tried sweet and spicy brownies? I wanted to try some, but I do not have a high spice tolerance. I keep some in my pouch incase I meet someone I like. And I like you. So do you want one?

-farmer juice

Woah, Thank you! I've never tried anything spicy. Let's give it a go!

Oh, weird. It's making my mouth tingle. Tastes nice, tho.

Thanks for letting me try that! ...Why are you looking at me like that?

[astardewresident]

hey Clover! Do you have any foods that remind you of home? I know that the fae forest I used to live in had a lot of sweets. my favorite would probably be the blackberry tarts my mother used to make.

-farmer juice

Hmmm... Foods that remind me of home...

Anything not solid, really! ...I haven't actually tried that much food, but. Mashed potatoes is an example!

I prefer solid foods! Mostly crunchy foods. Like pizza. I've only had some leftovers I found.. I mean.. Bought!

...But yeah, I like it. I'm mostly trying to forget home, so avoiding mushy or liquid foods is a thing I usually do.

[astardewresident]

Hm... Interested in sea life... Let me think!

Hmmm. Animatronics of sea life such as eels or turtles... Or a sea creature night light... Hm.

Oh! I've got it. A few weeks ago I created a serum to breathe underwater. I still need to refine it a bit though, just to make sure it's 100% safe. I wouldn't want to bring anyone in danger! It lasts for an hour and a half, so you should be able to dive into the water and spot some fun creatures. For your own safety, please don't go to deep and buy a water-proof watch.

It'll probably take me a couple days, but when it's finished I can bring it up to your riverland farm. ...I don't know how much that'll cost though, I'm actually really bad at making up prices! How does... 300g sound? For everyone all together, of course.

Ah hello, Clover was it? As promised I dropped by your shop; as you can probably tell, as I'm standing in front of you, hahaha! ...Anyway, what are you selling here? Truly I'm curious, I couldn't get much sleep last night because of it!

- @farmer-beau-inbox

Really? You're interested in my little shop? ...I'm flattered.

I sell all sorts of little gadgets and doodads here! I can do both little machinery as well as biological advancements. Mostly people order custom things from me, but I have a few things on display. Let's see what I have right now... Winter plant serum... Some extra hen health monitors... Oh! This little device that I haven't named yet eases wrist pain. It might be helpful for your little writer buddy at the beach.

I can create anything custom to your liking, tho! Just give me an idea and I'll create it.

[astardewresident]

LOG451E-5

This valley... It keeps confusing me. I thought I'd be the only one who's... Not normal here. But as it turns out, there's a lot of non humans!

That, as well as my disguise not really working... I think almost everyone knows I'm not human by now. It makes me wonder... Could I ever just tell them about me? My former life? My home? ...It makes me scared just thinking about it.

Hm. Maybe one day. ...Maybe if I trust someone enough... End of log.

[astardewresident]

Ah hello, Clover was it? As promised I dropped by your shop; as you can probably tell, as I'm standing in front of you, hahaha! ...Anyway, what are you selling here? Truly I'm curious, I couldn't get much sleep last night because of it!

- @farmer-beau-inbox

Really? You're interested in my little shop? ...I'm flattered.

I sell all sorts of little gadgets and doodads here! I can do both little machinery as well as biological advancements. Mostly people order custom things from me, but I have a few things on display. Let's see what I have right now... Winter plant serum... Some extra hen health monitors... Oh! This little device that I haven't named yet eases wrist pain. It might be helpful for your little writer buddy at the beach.

I can create anything custom to your liking, tho! Just give me an idea and I'll create it.

[astardewresident]

Did you make your own portraits or did you have someone else make them? If so can i know who (milo’s mod here- i have no idea what im doing but silly purple alien guy needs more emotions than happy, blushing, and neutral, and suspicious)

//OOC I made all of my portraits myself yes! Are you in the discord server? (I think its in eggyolkguzzler's bio) There you can find me ^^ I can explain more personally But also Kebby's tutorial for editing is very good!! Definitely recommend looking at that Goodluck :D