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“Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves”. what a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people idiot

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“Do you want to know what I honestly think of you?” “What do you think of me?” “I despise you.” “Why do you despise me?” “Because with every chance of being good, happy and useful, you are lazy, faulty and miserable.”

Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

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Actually my girlfriend is wizard president so I can do whatever I want forever

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*dips quill bitchily into the inkwell*

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DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever

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#family dinners

BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland

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I have to do something drastic. Well maybe I don't but that's how I feel

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& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

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i’m a miniature bad boy. i’m petite as hell and bad as hell. i couldn’t be more teeny weeny or more god damn rotten and bad

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music make me gain control *overpowers your mind*

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fuck being the bigger person im gonna be tiny as hell today

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Eldest daughters, arent you tired of de escalating? Dont you just wanna go ape shit?