WONDERHOY! I take my job very seriously! Now where did An take off to? ∑d(°∀°d)
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An anon sent me a video of you singing and your voice was so kirakira dokidoki mochimochi puyopuyo wakuwaku super wondahoi I thought I was going to explode! ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
Nene, I have to arrest you I'm sorry. Your voice is too pretty ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ -@assistant-emu-official
huh?????
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in another universe you get to sing and do theater shows with her!!!
Emu is deep in thought for several long seconds.
Do you think An would get mad at me if I started trying to practice singing and dancing while doing investigations?
#I LOVE DOING DETECTIVE WORK WITH AN#BUT YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THEN TELL ME THIS AND NOT EXPECT ME TO BE TEMPTED!!!#exchanging information (asks)#anonymous informants
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sliiiides a video of nene's starry sky melody alt vocal over to you
Emu is physically vibrating hard enough that if you held a glass against her it might shatter from the frequency the entire time she is watching the video, somehow managing to remain otherwise still and quiet for the entire duration before exploding back into motion.
AKAJDKSHKSHSKAJAJSJAHAKSKSJDLDKKAKSHSKEHSLSJEHEJBESHSJSKEHIWWISHAKKASJKAKASJAKAJKAAK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HER VOICE IS SO WANDAHOI DOKIDOKI KIRAKIRA SUPER WANDAHOI IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO HAVE A VOICE THAT PRETTY I NEED TO ARREST HER IMMEDIATELY
She suddenly visibly has a realization and leans against a wall to steady herself.
Anon. Anon that is my girblfriebd. Thabt is my girbdkfrb that is thaj pttrey. Abnon I ma goig to cry. Abon I habe to arredt my girfbein fow beign foo pwberty… bcuse sbe is my gfirbebs…
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How you doin'? You recovered ok?
Yupyup! I am perfectly alright now, I'm planning to be even more zoomy for a while to make up for lost time! I can't let my zoominess abilities decrease!
I did get a reeeaaaaaaal big scar on my stomach, but I think I managed to hide it's extent from everyone. I don't want them to feel guilty or get scared, eheheheh...
Besides, I think it looks cool!
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FREEDOM!!!
I AM OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!! WONDAHOI!!!
I was stuck in that place for soso long I am going to visit every single sweets store in this entire city in one afternoon. On foot!
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Exactly, and even if they're with someone having more people that can fight is always good!
I should probably teach them a less zoom swoosh pow! way of fighting than my own though, I don't think they'd be able to keep up, eheheh…
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Yep! We are officially dating!
Actually that reminds me further! Do you think it would be a good idea if I taught Saki and Nene how to woosh! wham! pow! in a fight?!
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Emu nods. Nene too. They're all safe.
Emu suddenly has a realization and she loosens the hug a bit so she can look at An again. OH YEAH AN! NENE IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOW!
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Shhhhhhh. I like hugs too, y'know? Let's just… appreciate that we're both safe for a bit, yeah?
Emu maintains the hug, using it to keep An from looking at her face as he would definitely notice how hard she is working to hold back tears.
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Emu doesn't seem that surprised at first, Rui having been tortured isn't that surprising even if it is scary.
Her eyes widen as it keeps going however.
Mizuki was… and you had to…
Emu ignores the pain her soreness causes her and leans forward in order to embrace An.
I could tell something was up, but I didn't think it was that bad. You've been dealing with all that in addition to me 'disappearing' and now getting hurt?
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Just because I'm allowed to be mad doesn't mean I'm gonna be!
Yes I helping you is wondahoi and I appreciate you worrying for me! Yes learning about the list was scary for a bit, but now I'm just all the more determined to help you! Because I want to help you! I like helping you! So...
Emu reaches out and places her hand on An's.
Please let me help you. If there's anything you haven't told me about yet, please do. I promise I can handle it! I am your Great Assistant after all!
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
#//I am going to assume that while they've been talking An has like#//grabbed a chair and taken a seat next to Emu#// and hasn't just been standing in the door#//Also the things Emu doesn't know about would be the fact Rui was tortured (She knows about the brainwashing tho)#//Tsukasa being shot#//and Mizuki being kidnapped with An going to help
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So you did know. Emu's expression remains that way for a few more moments, before her energy returns full force as she grins.
Don't worry, I'm not mad or even disappointed or anything! You just wanted to keep me safe, right?
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Yeah! I will! I...
Emu's energy seems to slowly sap away, her expression nearly unreadable, almost pained, in a way.
...I saw the list, right before I got attacked. K sent it to me.
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Yeah! We got wooooosh tippitety tap uwawawawawa, then when I had bash! boom! crashed! the bad guys I went whoawawa whomp! and we got found by Ena! I would have called you for sure if I could! Emu doesn't particularly like lying to An, but saying that she called Nene instead of her isn't what An needs to hear right now.
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Emu's expression wavers for just a moment again, but her energy remains unabated.
Don't worry, it took three people to get me like this and I still managed to wooosh! swish! pow! crack! and keep Saki safe! I am a Great Assistant after all!
Emu seems quite proud of herself.
emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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emu…?
- @detective-an-official
Emu looks up from her phone, looking bored out of her mind. She immediately brightens up seeing who it is, but... her reaction seems to waver for just a moment, before her cheerfulness comes in full force.
AN!!!
There you are! Waaaaaaaaaaah, it's been so weird to not have seen you for so long!
She reflexively tries to get up, but immediately comes to regret it as soreness hits her side and she collapses back into the bed with an 'oof'.
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Emu pouts even harder.
Betrayed by my own disciple! Not wondahoy!!!
However the frown quickly drops, replaced by her usual smile.
But yeah you're probably right. I think I'd forget I'm even injured and try to go swoosh weee woosh and have to go back to the hospital even longer or something if I got let out early. Which would be even less wondahoy!
[there’s a knock on the door, and Saki steps in.]
emu…? hey!
- @assistant-saki-official
At this point Emu is awake and fairly strong, with mostly measuring equipment being connected rather than any direct life support. She looks up from the noteblock she was staring at rather intently upon hearing the door open.
Whoa! Saki! You're ok! Did they let you out already?!
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