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I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

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bro can u be quiet I’m having a therapy session in my head

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just a business man

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RUSH LIMBAUGH HAS DIED OF CANCER!!!

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stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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...and then a hero comes along...

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God Riverdale really was a cultural setback huh

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Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you

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it's a nice day to check my inbo--

never mind .

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Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

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I want someone to know my soul and be consumed by it, as I am of myself

Not in destruction

Not in devotion

Just someone withstand it with solidarity,

Someone to give me reprieve.

Someone to hold my own hand and guide me over to stable shores

Someone to look myself in the eyes, and say

"Here you are, and I've got you."

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New York. Martes.

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thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they’re literally harmonizing. they’re right fucking there. they’re in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! ‘you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!’ no fucking kidding he won’t stevie he’s literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads