aspiring-baba-yaga
When the Stars Are Right
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I am a cranky old bog witch, and this is all the wonderful eldritch bullshit I collect from the goblin market that is Tumblr, plus occasional Tolkienposting
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 14 hours ago
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 14 hours ago
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"Why are you telling me this?" — Isildur & Estrid The Rings of Power 2.08 "Shadow and Flame"
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 1 day ago
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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 1 day ago
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If you’re having a bad day, here’s a parakeet in a teacup hat.
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 2 days ago
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girls night.. 💅
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 2 days ago
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Is this actually a community wide or systemic problem or did you just meet one annoying guy
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 4 days ago
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“cmere boy”
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 4 days ago
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Gah, me too
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 4 days ago
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 4 days ago
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Fresno Nightcrawlers enjoying a winter stroll.
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 4 days ago
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Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 5 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 5 days ago
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king and queen material right there 👑
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 6 days ago
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dawg
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 6 days ago
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Corvid Christmas tree.
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 6 days ago
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If you don't use the word "wayward" you're missing out, it's not just for like monks with rebellious pupils you can use it for your keys and shit
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aspiring-baba-yaga · 6 days ago
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via indiarosecrawford
Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸
𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ
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