Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 24 years old. Dutch student who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️🌈 He/TheyFind me in other places: linktr.ee/aspharon
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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
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I don't think they're supposed to do that
#yesterday I became quite possibly the first person to ever get shaving cream on their wizard hat#and it looked a little something like this#I don't know why there was so much pressure in that can of shaving cream
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Resuming this rewatch and I don't know if I can do this folks
They really reused that same tower activated shot again, except this time the red lines don't even go anywhere. Don't tell me Aelita is really written to be that stupid that she'd go alone to the woods without telling anyone. Why does she inform Laura about the alert. Why does Laura not care that Aelita will be there later because she has to 'finish some stuff' if she know the alerts are dangerous.
I am 5 minutes into this episode
So, as I recently finished re-watching Code Lyoko, as well as my reblog chain on that (check it out), I was contemplating rewatching the live-action follow-up: Code Lyoko Evolution. It's only been released in French, but as with the original series, it's available officially on Youtube, this time including English subtitles.
I thought I'd wait longer before starting this but I needed something to watch over dinner, so I guess here we go: Code Lyoko Evolution watch-along reblog chain
This'll be shorter than the other thread, but given how much I want to touch upon this posts... unique features, this chain will probably still be rather long. For anyone following, feel free to mute #asph watches code lyoko evolution
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If lack of money never worried you...
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told my mom my feet are cold & all my wool socks are dirty & she said “how about THESE” and pulled out of her pocket a pair of wool socks that apparently took 3rd place in the Delaware State Fair, which I know because the ribbon is still attached
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go my isopods!!
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Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
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DISCO ELYSIUM
IS NOW ON INTERNET ARCHIVE
UPLOADED BY ROBERT KURVITZ HIMSELF
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Listen dude, I knew we went on that magical adventure to nutritionland. We learned a lot from president cauliflower. But I'm gonna be real dude, I think nutritionland is an ethnostate.
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reposting the time prison comic
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