Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 24 years old. Dutch student who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳���🏳️🌈 He/TheyFind me in other places: linktr.ee/aspharon
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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「 RESPECT EXISTENCE OR EXPECT RESISTANCE 」💥
portrait commission for @cryptidcrocuta
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Varidya and friends for a school assignment!
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#years and years and years ago lays had this limited edition Pepperoni Pizza flavor#it had purple packaging and it was delicious#every now and then I still crave it
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
#stop looking at yourself like this!!#you don't have to fit into boxes!!!#you don't have to choose between two worlds!!!#you can be both the freakiest coworker and the most normal freak!#life isn't worth segmenting!#enjoy the whole food platter!!!#You might be the most blue of all your friends and then you go home to somebody you love and you're the greenest guy they know!!!!!
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
#I've luckily not run into this much with ixen since he's a pretty loose guy#but man if I ever write something for Ash this is gonna be hell#that owl is so hard to get right and do justice because his whole deal is so layered#I'll tell it someday. I promise.
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kitten keeps walking across the keyboard i think it’s time to let her speak her truth
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
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So I tend to put on a youtube video most nights to fall asleep to (laptop on a shutdown timer.) And lately, my recommendations are a lot of videogame speedruns or videogame hidden facts.
Last night I pulled up youtube and got a "I played the 10 worst wii games ever" kind of video. ~30 minutes long. Fair enough! Show me the terrible wii games.
I'm paying attention for the beginning, since hey I'm still awake. And maybe like, 6 minutes into the video the guy starts going into heavy detail about how to pirate and copy wii games.
And I'm like, shit, bold, considering this video has 500,000 views. Bravo and all that.
The terrible wii games go on. I fall asleep.
I wake up to the sound of like... mechanical grinding?
Look at the laptop. There's a guy in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals, going "hey don't mix these dangerous chemicals."
I'm like, "Oh, the video ended. And the algorithm put me on... chemical mixing Youtube I guess."
I look at the video Title. "I Played The Worst Wii Games Ever Made"
....Oh.
It's still the video.
So surely he is... mixing chemicals to clean off an unplayable wii disk? Trying to touch up the lone copy of some forgotten game bought off ebay?
No...
He's just.
Mixing chemicals.
I hover over the video sections.
The 10 worst wii game sections have ended. He played them all.
The last 10 minutes is just dedicated to... him in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals.
....????
I fall back asleep.
....
I need to go back and check this video to make sure I did not imagine this all in a half-asleep stupor
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the social norm of “its your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you can’t possibly do anything about it” is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys
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#4?#nothing but thieves#then madeon#then porter robinson#then eden#seeing porter again next year!!#polls
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