aspharon
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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 24 years old. Dutch student who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳���🏳️‍🌈 He/TheyFind me in other places: linktr.ee/aspharon
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aspharon · 4 hours ago
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me but if i was a raccoon and cool
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aspharon · 4 hours ago
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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aspharon · 8 hours ago
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「 RESPECT EXISTENCE OR EXPECT RESISTANCE 」💥
portrait commission for @cryptidcrocuta
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aspharon · 13 hours ago
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Varidya and friends for a school assignment!
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aspharon · 21 hours ago
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
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aspharon · 21 hours ago
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aspharon · 21 hours ago
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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aspharon · 21 hours ago
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
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aspharon · 21 hours ago
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kitten keeps walking across the keyboard i think it’s time to let her speak her truth
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aspharon · 1 day ago
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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aspharon · 1 day ago
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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
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aspharon · 1 day ago
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So I tend to put on a youtube video most nights to fall asleep to (laptop on a shutdown timer.) And lately, my recommendations are a lot of videogame speedruns or videogame hidden facts.
Last night I pulled up youtube and got a "I played the 10 worst wii games ever" kind of video. ~30 minutes long. Fair enough! Show me the terrible wii games.
I'm paying attention for the beginning, since hey I'm still awake. And maybe like, 6 minutes into the video the guy starts going into heavy detail about how to pirate and copy wii games.
And I'm like, shit, bold, considering this video has 500,000 views. Bravo and all that.
The terrible wii games go on. I fall asleep.
I wake up to the sound of like... mechanical grinding?
Look at the laptop. There's a guy in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals, going "hey don't mix these dangerous chemicals."
I'm like, "Oh, the video ended. And the algorithm put me on... chemical mixing Youtube I guess."
I look at the video Title. "I Played The Worst Wii Games Ever Made"
....Oh.
It's still the video.
So surely he is... mixing chemicals to clean off an unplayable wii disk? Trying to touch up the lone copy of some forgotten game bought off ebay?
No...
He's just.
Mixing chemicals.
I hover over the video sections.
The 10 worst wii game sections have ended. He played them all.
The last 10 minutes is just dedicated to... him in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals.
....????
I fall back asleep.
....
I need to go back and check this video to make sure I did not imagine this all in a half-asleep stupor
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aspharon · 2 days ago
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aspharon · 2 days ago
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the social norm of “its your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you can’t possibly do anything about it” is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys
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aspharon · 2 days ago
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aspharon · 2 days ago
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aspharon · 2 days ago
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slapped gps trackers onto the miracinonyx and a leopard seal sona i made like. 2 years ago. also a character i was brainstorming today
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