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mansion of the apple moon 🍎🌙

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I tried to use an adblocker to get rid of the ad in the corner and it only half worked, so now I have a pulsating purple orb to keep me company and sometimes cover up the post button. Still better than the ad

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(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)

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a treasure found antiquing today

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the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

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This is a funny sign and all but I think the main takeaway should be that there is Dog English and Dog Welsh (Cimraeg?!?!?!?)

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i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about

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drake?

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the colorful share/reply/reblog/like buttons on a blazed post are like the colors on a poisonous animal they tell me which posts to avoid

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I don't particulary like yorkshire tea but seeing this on the delivery page for a local cafe did make me laugh

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You know that feeling when an idea won't leave you alone

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I’ve agreed with you on near everything. But then you called the smell of the ocean bad, and on that I disagree. You are simply to weak for gaias soup.

nature doesn't exist solely for my entertainment and it has no obligation to please me but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the Big Dead Fish And Plastic Trash Slurry is a positive nasal experience

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being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"

when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.