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"  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “  @flock-keeper for Flint

"Do I even have to answer that? Obviously smash. You're so fucking hot...."

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     𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  .

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send me a 💿 and i'll shuffle my music and write a starter based on the first song i get!

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In honor of spooky month (not really) I present to you... Me!

Not really tho. Online I go by Seraphim, a type of Angel with 6 red wings and plenty of eyes, so I made a humanoid drawing of a Seraphim with features I myself have! It's gonna be my self-insert/mun representation for now, and if I make a simplified drawing that'll be the actual one I use regularly

I just really didn't draw genitals, hands, or feet on purpose. Shapeshifter vibes. But also I'm indecisive on eye color

Multicolored, my actual eye color (dark brown), red, red and yellow, or yellow? For now the colors change for funsies until I decide.

This drawing has made me feel amazing about my body tbh. It has stretch marks, slight stuble, surgery scars, moles, and those little red dots I get all over my thighs when I shave. I love them now bc they look so good on this character

Anyways, meet Seraphxm!! They/Zey!!

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MUSE SHAMING

send me a ⚠️ with a reason my muse should be shamed (e.g. “hangs toilet paper backward”) and I can only confirm or deny

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NSFW ALPHABET

Disclaimer: I didn't write this. The template has been posted around so much I don't know who the original writer is, and most people have a "don't reblog" on it, so I'll repost it. Credit goes to whoever wrote it, tell me if you know.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

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Casual Nudity Memes

Send one to… 

 👙 - Catch my muse half naked accidentally 

 🙅‍♂️ - Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body 

 😍 - See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it 

 💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse 

☀️ - Go to a nudist beach with my muse 

 🍃 - Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project 

 🍺 - Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse

 💳 - Play strip poker with my muse 

 🛁 - Shower with my muse

 🎁 - “Dick in a box” prank my muse 

 😧 - Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in 

 ✋️ - See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes 

 🖐 - Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

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"Boss, they're umm. They're mostly wax and chemicals. I don't think there's protein..."

" bro, eat crayons. they got protein in 'em, 'n other stuff. "

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"How 'm I gonna do that, boss?? I dunno shit bout legality or what a 'sovereign' even is-"

(from Nyx Okhana @aspens-orchard)

"LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M SO GOOD AT BEING ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS. HELL YEAH BOSS"

“ HELL, YEA’, NYX ! NOW THAT’S WHAT’S UP ! ”

“ But we gotta get ya into becomin’ a sovereign— an A1 Auditor. You can piss off the pigs all day long if ya know the specifics of law ‘n shit ! Hit ‘em with semantics ! ”

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🌟🌟🌟 (Mercury)

Three Mercury facts it is!!!

1: He's a huge protester against pollution, his gym has solar panels powering the entire place. He also limits his electricity usage anyways, most of his electricity is to keep his air purifiers running and his fog machine going (for his flying types).

2: He dresses pretty femme despite his figure being incredibly masc. He has a closet full of pink and purple and pastels, with crop tops and skirts. He doesn't wear them in his gym though, since there's kids.

3. He's super into DIY culture. Most of his clothes are handmade, his gym badge is homemade from metal bottle caps in the style of punk pins, each one being personalized to the trainer that earns the badge. His gym trainers all wear homemade costumes made by him, personalized to fit them right. The fog machine for his pokemon was made by Volkner, his solar panels are one of the only actual purchases he's made.

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For every 🌟 I receive, I’ll share one fun fact about the muse.

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Also been obsessed with Mercury lately so if anyone wants to rp with him I meann.....👀

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Everytime I draw Mercury he gets closer and closer to buff bar tiddie. I'm not good at drawing bara sadly but he's got massive tits and thighs in my heart 💔

Anyways on a completely unrelated note, I'm redrawing Mercury again bc I gave him a femm outfit and want to see it.