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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

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I need a spinoff of Agatha being the world’s most annoying spirit guide

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The Seer’s Timeline

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she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time

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When you actually have to do the job you applied for after lying about how capable and great you are on your résumé

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The face of a brat that just tried to get a rise out of their partner (and it worked) and is just eager for what happens next

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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💓✨🪄💗💞🥰 moo deng 🥰💞💗🪄✨💓

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She’s a star 💫🌟✨⭐️

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source

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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

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She’s so relatable, I also alternate between wanting to be loved and then feeling annoyed by the attention.

New Moo Deng!