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i can’t believe liking daisy is:

a) genetic b) such a dominant trait that it’s been observed in three generations

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If Deke Shaw, delirious after surgery and high off of pain meds, can recognize consent, so can you.

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HIGH!DEKE IS THE CUTEST THING FIGHT ME

Welcome back. You are on a lot of drugs. But, hey, good news … you didn’t die.

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deke really takes after his nana doesn’t he

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steve: tony and i arent talking because we fought pretty hard last year 

quill: man that’s rough what happened 

steve: well um he discovered my best friend,,, um kinda killed his parents 

quill: wow that’s awful 

steve: yes and then he tried to kill my friend 

quill: i see, so you talked him out of it?

steve: what? no, i punched him 

quill: you mean…. he was in emotional distress… and you just… punched him?? 

steve: … yes? 

quill: im gonna go now 

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Me thinking about how great infinity war is gonna be, but then remembering they’re all probably gonna die.

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not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. 

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Me: Someone needs to mistake Peter for Tony’s son

Also me: Drax is in the movie

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See, though… This is the face of love.

Seems like every other trailer and tv spot has been showing Peter Quill as the comic relief. And, I mean…. He is. Total lovable dork.

But mess with his family, and he’ll fucking fight you. He’ll be in the thick of it with his family. Try and hold him back… Damned if he’s losing anybody else.

I’m here for THAT Peter fucking Quill, too, man.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

(And yes I know something bad is probably happening. That’s probably like 90% of the movie. Trying to not get hung up on it! 😊)

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Guardians of the Galaxy/Infinity War

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Legend says if you stand in front of your bathroom mirror at 3 AM with the lights off and say the phrase “I don’t have a father figure” three times, you will summon Tony Stark in the flesh and he will adopt you as his own child

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Drax: We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy! We got this!

Peter: [screaming in the background]

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every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

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ok but like…. gamora and peter have like (1) one bag meanwhile my boy is carrying heavy luggage…….

he is carrying (3) three bags,,,,, (3) three!!! boy only wears pants……… how many times does he change……. how many pairs of pants does he have….. what’s in these bags???? mysteries of the galaxy

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dont apologize for speaking or taking up space. dont apologize for disagreeing with someone. dont apologize for having a question or needing help. dont apologize for making it known that you exist.

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Don’t scare me like that, coloniser!

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hey wanna bet a large part of Peter’s insecurity/defensiveness around Thor is because of what happened the last time he and his friends met a god-man